Wolf's Reign..

1. 'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your

genitals.
(crabs: it's a choice really)







. 2. 99% of people cannot lick their elbow.(I am unique it seems,and fucking weird)







. 3. A broken clock is always right twice a day.(not a digital clock)







. 4. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.(well now this isn't useless at all! )







. 5. A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!(and this is so useless)







. 6. According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to

contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.(protein: goverment recommends it)







. 7. An 'aglet' is the plastic or metal tip of a shoelace.


(who came up with that name?)




. 8. Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!(honey.. I'm going pillow shopping.)



. 9. Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans

is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.(err.. i got nothing)



. 10. Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.(you should try curry ice-cream. I don't recommend it)



. 11. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named

Jesus Christ.( what if God was one of us?...)







. 12. Cast iron skillets used to be the leading source of iron in the

American diet!(Mcskillet.. It has a certain ring to it)



. 13. Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically

attacked and beaten by their wives.(too much iron in their veins )







. 14. German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to

have sex with each other! (makes the whole heterosexual deal redundant now don't it? )







. 15. Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on

the runways to scare birds away. (couldn't get Celine Dion could they? Poor birds. Animal cruelty I swear)



. 16. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times,

but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the

bottom. (get a fucking girlfriend!)







. 17. If you're typical, you can guess someone's sex with 95% accuracy just

by smelling their breath. (is this why dogs sniff butts?)







. 18. If your skin is laid flat it will cover an area of 18 square feet. (Hannibal Lector would be so proud)







. 19. In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!( about? Be precise man!)







. 20. In Albania, nodding your head means 'no' and shaking your head means

'yes'. (and the missionary position is the doggy and the helicopter is the. . . ? .)




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. 21. In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs! (what's so weird about that? )







. 22. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal

category. (congratulations)







. 23. It is now possible to print human skin with an inkjet printer! (is this how they did the 18 square feet human skin thing?)







. 24. McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys! (little skillets?) (they're also the world's largest distributor of fat asses)







. 25. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'. (Mr Kruger will be thoroughly chuffed)







. 26. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed

throughout the world.(this helps me how? I don't have real money or monopoly money . )







. 27. More than 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using

products made for right handed people. (they usually put up the stupidest of stupid warning labels. I've never seen that warning yet)



. 28. More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged

during a typical French kiss! (and with a Australian kiss? you know..
Down under! )







. 29. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received

a telephone call. (I am not part of that 50%)







. 30. Mussolini dodged the Italian draft. (motherfucker)







. 31. Nike Air Soles do not actually have 'air' in them. (wrongfull marketing. How come nobody is sueing? I demand my air!)







. 32. Non-dairy creamer is flammable. (and no warning labels yet again?)







. 33. Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older. (shows you. Trees grow a pair at 50)







. 34. Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real

brothers (Moe, Curly, and Shemp). (say it isn't so)







. 35. One of the many Tarzans, Karmuela Searlel, was mauled to death on the

set by a raging elephant! (Tantor! Bad pachyderm!)







. 36. One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make

her chase a chicken through town naked. (...because the shame should be public.. Ooh look.. Leopold's wife shagged someone again.)







. 37. Only two in one thousand diamonds are considered truly colorless. (you should check out the glass)







. 38. Pageant Models often smear Vaseline on their teeth so their lips

won't stick when smiling. (because dry teeth is a big problem in pageants. This was sooo interesting)







. 39. People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a

blood clot in the brain. (to clot or not to clot -famous roller coaster quote )







. 40. Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter! (and of Michael Jackson's hair too.)