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Broken Donut: Pouring through code after a couple of cold boys

Man, there is nothing like pouring through someone else's code after a couple of cold beers.
Things you never noticed come to light and other people's ingenuity is revealed.

I have some ultra-efficient Mandelbrot Set code in Machine assembly language that I'm going
over this evening...enlightening. It utilizes the 8087 Floating Point chip on that machine!

For a more thorough technical discussion click here

The math coprocessor was a way to streamline floating point calculations on a (mostly) integer
machine. If you ever used Apple BASIC on the old machines: Think Integer BASIC, no FP.

Anyway, the code essentially goes pixel by pixel calculating the necessary Mandelbrot math
and plots a color accordingly. Nice. No more Gee-whiz here... It's all in black & white.

I even managed to coerce the code into giving colored dots instead of grayscale. It's code
that came with a Flat-File Assembler I downloaded off the 'net. Pass me another cold one...

Beer may be man's best friend

I hadn't had a cold one all winter and then someone handed me one (on a snowday).
It got me thinking: I like having a coldboy in my tight little hand. Something about
it's cold shape. It's beery taste. This has been said before, but I believe beer is
man's best friend.

What else lets you understand women?

Then I was thinking: Why so many bottles...Why not just buy it by the keg-eroo?
They have those wimpy Heineken mini-kegs for $22. Nice. But I'm thinking refillable
bottle. I need the longneck and the cold-tapped freshy stuff! McKenzie Bros. to the rescue!

Anyway, that's what I'm thinking as the snow droops the trees here in Riverside.
We're snowed-in in CT. Library closed. Market open. What's next? I'm wandering...

Whoever said: Nobody loves your beer as much as you do?

Trailrider: red barn

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Today, I'm riding and mobile blogging
with friend Chris m. And another: Dylan

starting at the red barn we zoom through
strewn leaves yellow and green and red.

I havenot ridden since August so
scenery is fresh, smells anew.

Chris strums a mean 6 string for real.
Jazz mostly but I'm sure he rocks out too.
Makes me look like a pudding head.

He's on YouTube if ya like. Mariner Jazz Duo with Al Brooks at Arcadia
What the whole thing turns into is basically a Trailriding
Lesson for yours truly. I haven't been riding since
August tuffy! Dylan is tearing it up.
We close on the SwampTrail; exhausted!
These guys were great
riders with excellent equipment. Outshined!

I look down after the Adventure and my chain
is twisted. I end up walking the bike home.

Stopping at Liquor Mart on the way. Oktoberfest!

I LOVE YOU GUYS but you turn my bike into twisted

WRECKAGE. Twisted wreckage