Dave's Trapper Keeper

There's a line that I hear in advertising, be it by radio or television, that automatically triggers a kind of twitch that I should see a doctor about. I don't know why it annoys me as much as it does.

It's usually preceded by a long relaxing sigh of some sort, followed by this raspy wind down trying to sound sexy kind of voice.

The line?

"I could really get used to this."

FUCK YOU!

I could really get used to not hearing this anymore!

If getting used to laying on the beach, getting drinks served to you is what you strive for, then by all means!

Way to set the bar high.

Do you think the person serving you the drinks wants to get used to that?

Could you have your drinks served to you a litte closer to the current, please?