You know you can automatically remove spam from your email...

Hey, don't forget the CIALIS!

Right now I'm not getting names as exciting as those above:

Bruce Ingram
Georgina Elmore
Wallace Duvall
Lawrence Mayo
Mayra Sheridan
Alyce Hare
Hyacinth Bucket <<==Just kidding on this one! :-)

These people are quite inventive.

Lawrence Mayo? Delicia Shuler?

I don't get too many of these anymore. These two slipped through in the last week, however:

Mattie Hutchison - Subject: Effortless medical adviser

Ellwood Dougherty - Subject: She'll Love You For It

The names aren't too exciting but I always get a kick out of the subject matter.

i like your new banner... nice wave. is that a whale under the wave?

OMG, Manuela Newton just wrote proposing that I order, and possibly mix, "Viagra. Cialix, Xanax and other meds."

I'm gonna be so rocked off my gourd that I won't even be able to see my Rolex replica or transfer any money to Nigeria!

It is not Viagra related but I've just received a mail from somebody who says he is a bank director or something in Hong Kong, an Iraqi put million dollars on an account than he and his whole family were killed so now the bank director proposes me to write my name on papers as member of the dead Iraqi family to get the money...

I don't know, are there people who would apply for stealing money from dead people, not to mention the HK-Iraq connection?

not to mention the HK-Iraq connection

A good investigative journalist could probably uncover something there. Personally, I'd like to see some of the current ruling cabal indicted in it. It's come to the point where we're resorting to spam analysis to get this war stopped.

Dave, I bet you are just biting at the bit (excuse the alliteration) to try that little cocktail

It does sound intriguing, but the way the big pharma companies have rigged the drug tests, cherry picked the clinical trials, and gutted the FDA, I'd be afraid to put that many big-name chemicals in my body. Mixing tequila and weed would probably be a lot safer with fewer side effects!

Mona Lotts -- oh, wait a minute, I'm back to the stripper names. Never mind.

Why aren't you running for president?

Oh lord, it makes the mind reel to think that a non-rich, non-connected, non-skull-n-bonz person could ever get to be pres again. Some of our past presidents rose from humble beginnings, but I doubt that will ever happen again. I don't trust our blackbox blinkenlight techno-discoball voting machines to ever really count the votes right anyway.

The spam, try to find comfort in it. They're just trying to get money moved to where it needs to be, some decent watches out, proper meds at the right price, and a male tool that will give you a night to remember. It's almost a public service really!

Pinching girls on the butt. Would that be a public service?

'Cause I think it is in France.

I remember that scene in Breathless where Patricia climbs over Michael getting out of bed and he cops a feel of her ass and she turns around and slaps him. In fact I think she slaps him twice in that movie. And then they just continue on, as if nothing had happened. Odd.

I wish I had the money to go to France and Italy and research this whole pinching thing. Purely as anthropological research, of course.

If it counts, I've never pinched anybody.
Maybe I pulled hair in the elementary school then...

Does someone buy from these people?

Unfortunately, yes! Some people are confused, lonely, depressed, stupid, whatever. It happened right within my family, a lot of money gone. It wasn't the result of a spam, but the telephone. I tried to get this elderly relative to hire a lawyer and sue, but he/she was too embarrassed to do that.

People who make money this way are the true bottom feeders.

yow Naomi you dont want to miss my new post

Naomi - I'm missing out on something I guess. I haven't received any spam and - being a bear of very little brain - I don't know where you saw all these spamolas.
I know there's some sorta waterfall that's on the US-Canadian border. I remember someone telling me it's the place where impotent religious guys used to go to pray to Saint Drupus. I think the waterfall was called Viagra Falls but I'm not sure.

SONGS FOR SIMPLE SPAMMERS

Spammers are but simple people
they are tempted to make dough
but Officials in Nigeria want
recipients to say "NO!"

Look at what the officials say,
about the method and the way
that spammers con the unsuspecting
sending rubber checks, then collecting
money from the 'rabbits' who
trapped in scammer headlamps do
not run away but follow through
and send them money (yes, it's true!)

jail is right for spammer's victims
they are guilty and dumb schmucks
and they fall for any story
cuz they're natural sitting ducks.

Let us jail the folk they con,
as Spammers sing the "Spammer Song";
"Don't encourage us unless
you want to get into a mess.
If you're as silly as you seem
then you deserve our Scamming Scheme"

Lokustus - did you write that in the... half an hour between posts? Wow.

Gmail has a great spam filter, and the single spam message that sliped thru it was packed with a couple of paragraphs from a book or a story. A writer that argues with a bartender, or something like that. Don't remember, really.
Still, sometimes I like to take a peek in the spam folder and have a good laugh.

Concerning names - how's this one: boonie ganapath? Anyone want to guess the nationality there? There was also a man named "blue pill". Poor guy, I can't imagine living with a name like that. :P

This one wasn't about viagra, but the subject was something like: "McCain decides to adopt a gay couple." There was more, since Paris Hilton was somehow involved, but I can't recollect how. And of course, the link that says WATCH THE VIDEO. Ugh.

Even if McSame adopts ME, I'm still not voting for him and the spammers can't make me! lol

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Speaking of rabbits: I just got a spam email from Trinity James. It was for 'The Perfect Gift for your Woman - The Jack Rabbit'. I wish they'd figure out that I am NOT a man.

Now I do not open these email solicitations for fear of getting a virus. The one or two that get through to my inbox, I just send to 'spam abuse' and, I'm assuming, Cox Communications takes note of it. I have tried 'block sender' but it just says 'unable to block sender' which I find very curious.

I can just imagine what the 'Jack Rabbit' is. Trinity James is kind of a nice sounding name. It has a ring to it.

Not sure. I guess I missed that episode. But then I didn't see very many of them as it's on too late (11pm here) and I end up falling asleep on the couch right after the 10pm news.

And it's on sale even!

How about Nigerians?

They will contact you if they need you.

Going back to vibrators for a moment, when I was a child there actually used to be one in the Sears catalog. It wasn't a rabbit, it was the standard tapered probe. It was labelled "personal massager". The woman in the picture was rubbing it against her cheek curiously close to the corner of her mouth. Even at 7 years of age I found this to be odd. Suggestive advertising sure came from some unexpected places.

Argaiv Ad Momentum

Latest spam for me from:

Antony Brewer
Subject: Make Her Say Whoppee



Isn't that supposed to be Whoopee?

Lately I have been clicking on the block sender button for these. Before I couldn't do this without opening the spam first, something which I won't do anymore. The domain name for this one was cancer.org. Very strange!

I guess spam could be considered a cancer.

"Argaiv Ad Momentum"

Viagra (argaiV) to (give) momentum.