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Vhule lutta lufe fur zee mubeele Veb

Debooteeng ell noo Oopera Meeni 6 und Oopera Mubeele 11
Ooslu, Nurvey — Merch 22, 2011

Cun't get nu seteesffecshun frum zee mubeele Veb? Zeee yuoo veell fell heed oofer heels fur zee noo Oopera Meeni und Oopera Mubeele broosers loonched tudey, noo elsu efeeeleble tu chereesh oon teblets. Oopere's mubeele broosers ere zee vurld's must pupooler, zee veepun ooff chueece fur 100 meelliun peuple vurldveede, used oon mure zeun 3000 defeeces. Iff yuoo steell hefen't fuoond vhet yuoo ere luukeeng fur, zeere is un Oopera oooot zeere efeeeleble fur yuoo. Doonlued tu yuoor phune frum: m.oopera, Bork Bork Bork!cum und dun't stup teel yuoo get inuoogh.
Vhet's noo, poossycet?

Smuut ooperetur

Imprufed scrulleeng, punneeng und zuumeeng meke zee Oopera Meeni und Oopera Mubeele broosers zee sveetest zeeeng tu heet mubeele defeeces seence zee Oopera Meeni 5 brooser.

Peench-tu-zuum

Feel free tu tveest und shuoot noo zeet Oopere's feetoores incloode trooe peench-tu-zuum oon defeeces zeet sooppurt peench.
Shereeng

Vhee yuoo feend sumezeeeng, let it be, Bork Bork Bork!.. shered. Zee noo fershuns feetoore a shere boottun, su yuoo cun ieseely pust, Tveet (tveeddly-deeddly-deet), oor joost shuoot it oooot luood oon Fecebuuk, fKuntekte oor My Oopera.

Noo elsu oopteemized fur teblets

[ur=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVe_KVzBFOo]Is it uny vunder?[/url] Oopera fur teblets breengs smuut brooseeng tu yuoor teblet PC veet a brund noo interffece zeet is soore tu ruck yuoo leeke a hoorreecune, Bork Bork Bork!

Vhet ve sey

“Iff yuoo'fe lust zeet lufeeng feeleeng fur zee Veb oon yuoor phune oor teblet, dun't let it breeng yuoo doon. Joost try oone ooff oooor broosers,” seeed Lers Bueelesee, CEO, Oopera Sufftvere. “Zee soon elveys sheenes oon TF, boot zee Oopera brooser sheenes oon mure zeun 3000 defeeces.”

Vhu ere yuoo? Zee deefffference betveee zee Oopera Meeni und Oopera Mubeele broosers

Zee Oopera Meeni brooser uses Oopere's serfers tu [ur=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Feq_Nt3nM]sheke, rettle und rull[/url] vebpeges doon tu a tent ooff zeeur ooreeginel seeze beffure sendeeng zeem tu yuoor phune. Becoose zee deta trunsfferred is smeller, peges erreefe fester zeun zee speed ooff suoond. Oon a pey-es-yuoo-gu plun, zee Oopera Meeni brooser dremeteecelly coots zee preece yuoo pey, becoose zee deta yuoo use is greetly redooced, Bork Bork Bork! Zee Oopera Meeni brooser mekes uny defeece Internet seffy.
Zee Oopera Mubeele brooser geefes yuoo zee vhule ooff zee muun oon smertphunes und teblets. Zee strunge megeec ooff HTML5? Check, Bork Bork Bork! Fooll, heegh feedelity veb brooseeng? Check. Shereeng zee seme Oopera Prestu brooser ingeene fuoond in Oopere's desktup brooser, zee Oopera Mubeele brooser is zee premeeer oopshun fur fest, pooerffool brooseeng vhee oon unleemited Internet deta pluns oor Vee-Fee.

Efeeelebility

Zee Oopera Meeni 6 brooser breengs zee furoourks tu J2ME, Undrueed, BleckBerry und Symbeeun/S60 phunes.
Zee Oopera Mubeele 11 brooser seengs helleloojeh oon zee Undrueed, Symbeeun, Veendoos 7 desktup (lebs releese), MeeGu (lebs releese) und Meemu (lebs releese) pletffurms.

Vhet yuoo veeeting fur? Velk zeees vey veet yuoor mubeele defeece: m.oopera.cum.

Press keet

Yuoo cun doonlued a press keet by fullooeeng zeees leenk.

Ebuoot Opera Software ASA

Oopera Sufftvere ESA hes redeffeened veb brooseeng fur PCs, mubeele phunes und oozeer netvurked defeeces, Bork Bork Bork! Oopere's cruss-pletffurm veb-brooser technulugy is renooned fur its perffurmunce, stunderds cumpleeunce und smell seeze, vheele geefing users a fester, seffer und mure dynemeec oonleene ixpereeence, Bork Bork Bork! Oopera Sufftvere is heedqooertered in Ooslu, Nurvey, veet ooffffeeces eruoond zee vurld. Zee cumpuny is leested oon zee Ooslu Stuck Ixchunge under zee teecker symbul OPERA. Leern mure ebuoot Opera et http://www.opera.com/, Bork Bork Bork!



By zee vey, here's fooll inffu frum Veekipedia oon erteests und sungs ebufe

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love (in zee teetle)
Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
ABBA - Head Over Heels
Kool & The Gang - Cherish
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Tom Jones - What's New Pussycat?
Sade - Smooth Operator
U2 - Sweetest Thing
Cream - I Feel Free
The Beatles - Twist and Shout
The Beatles - Let It Be
Kiss - Shout It Out Loud
Keane - Is It Any Wonder?
Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane
The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
Neil Young - Don't Let It Bring You Down
A-HA - The Sun Always Shines On T.V.
The Who - Who Are You?
Big Joe Turner - Shake, Rattle & Roll
Coldplay - Speed of Sound
The Waterboys - Whole of the Moon
Electric Light Orchestra - Strange Magic
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For?
Aerosmith - Walk This Way



This is what I've done, but as I didn't have the time to write the article by myself, a Swedish chef I happen to know agreed to help.

Note: I don't mean to affect any company or brand name mentioned above, this is all meant to be fun.

Norwegian candy!

Hey there, my stuff from Opera Software finally arrived and here's the proof:


That's from the game with Santa a month and a half ago, I was lucky to guess right once.

And yeah, most of the candy is already gone, guess why :P
Now every time I take my cellphone out of my pocket people will know I use Opera, isn't this amazing?

Thanks, Opera Software, I bet that no other software company is so loyal to the final user.
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