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A Bottle Of Wine

Monday, 5. October 2009, 06:19:15

An email.

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the
rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to
drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the
bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the
man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.



The logic of a little boy! Do you see a difference?

Comments

Tamil 5. October 2009, 09:05

:yikes:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 10:06

:lol: :D

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 10:36

Carol that is very amusing and also very true.:lol: :lol: :lol: :smile: :up: wine

Angeliki 5. October 2009, 12:15

:lol: :lol: oy!

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 14:02

Sorry Elinidata but in my experience it is perfectly true.:lol: :lol: :smile: :up: :coffee:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 15:42

Thank you John :lol:

Hi Angeliki :D

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 15:53

My pleasure Carol.:lol: :lol: :smile: :up: :coffee:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 15:54

:coffee:

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 16:08

thanks Carol I can never get enough coffee.:smile: :up: wine wine

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 16:47

You are welcome John.

Darko 5. October 2009, 16:55

I`ve heard a vice versa version P:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 16:56

p: :lol: :D

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 16:57

:smile: wine

L2D2 5. October 2009, 19:50

I have received the latter part of your email, Carol and I like it.

As for the story----men never learn that they can't win! They just keep on trying. God made man first, so to compensate, he made woman smarter and craftier and sneakier! :lol: You know I love this stuff.

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 20:01

Well Linda he cetainly made them more conniving anyway.:lol: :lol: :smile: :up: :coffee:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 22:55

Linda :lol:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 22:56

John :lol: :D

Stardancer 6. October 2009, 03:25

God made man first, said, "Oops." Then He made woman.

Can't improve on perfection.

:D

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 03:50

:lol: :D

L2D2 6. October 2009, 07:36

Good observation, Star. :D

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 10:48

I would like to meet this perfect women you ladies keep going on about. God made man first and decided that man needed something to play with so he made woman. :D :up: :coffee: :coffee: wine

Kittylicious 6. October 2009, 14:34

I love the cartoon! :yes:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 14:37

Yes he does look cute.:lol: :lol: :smile: :up: :coffee: wine

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 14:49

Hi Zaphira, thank you. :D

Hi John

Just Gia 6. October 2009, 16:21

:lol:
But it was him the one being rude and yelling at her first, he deserved that cheat

She is a clever woman by the way :yes:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 17:35

Hi Carol.:smile: :up: wine
Hi Gia I agree he was being rude and deserved all he got.:smile: :up: :coffee:

Suntana 6. October 2009, 17:39

Women were made smarter, craftier, sneakier and ...
:left: :right: curvier? :D

Karen 6. October 2009, 17:45

:lol: Tamil's reaction was the funniest part! Hahaha!!!

banana

Kittylicious 6. October 2009, 17:52

Originally posted by Sunny:

Women were made smarter, craftier, sneakier and ... :left: :right: curvier? :D

Curvier is good, IMO: :yes:

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 18:09

Thank you theredtearsinheaven, may I call you Gia?

Hi John :smile:

Carlos :lol: :D

Karen, yep :lol:

Zaphira :D

Karen 6. October 2009, 18:11

:D

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 18:13

Hiya Karen p: :D

Karen 6. October 2009, 18:24

G'day, Carol! :D

r♡se 6. October 2009, 18:25

I don't see why the moral would be that women are evil... Clever yes, evil no. :D

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 18:25

Goodafternoon Karen. :D

Karen 6. October 2009, 19:23

:lol: :D

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 6. October 2009, 19:44

I love this joke! :lol:

talk about weird coincidences - I posted this woman's creed the other day on my facebook! :yes:

:heart:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 19:47

Women are not evil conniving yes but not evil.Well not all of them anyway.:lol: :lol: :smile: :up: :coffee: wine

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 21:06

Karen :D

Hi Issy, thank you. :lol: :heart:

John :smile:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 21:08

Carol.:smile: :up: :coffee: wine

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 21:14

John :smile:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 21:32

Carol.:raider: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :up: wine

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 23:09

:coffee:
Goodnight John

John Douglas Ball 7. October 2009, 07:25

Good morning Carol:) :up: wine

Dacotah 7. October 2009, 10:58

Good morning John.
:coffee:
Have a nice day.

John Douglas Ball 7. October 2009, 11:23

Carol I hope yo have a really good day.:smile: :up: wine

Dacotah 7. October 2009, 11:56

Thank you John :smile:
:coffee:

John Douglas Ball 7. October 2009, 12:53

My pleasure.Now I have to leave as I have to get ready for my visit to my brothers.So I will wish you all the best and will talk again later.God bless.:smile: :up: wine

Dacotah 7. October 2009, 21:30

:smile:

John Douglas Ball 7. October 2009, 21:57

Now Carol I am afraid that time has caught up with me once more and I must say goodnight and God bless you and all that visit you now and always.:smile: :up: wine

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