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Monday, 5. October 2009, 06:13:22

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A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.

BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY' YET."

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"


BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."



USA FROM CANADA/I HOPE THIS COMES THROUGH TO YOU A Bottle Of Wine

Comments

Tamil 5. October 2009, 08:55

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 10:09

Tamil :lol: :D

Hi Kimmie, thank you. :D :lol:

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 10:40

Angeliki 5. October 2009, 12:14

:lol: cute beyond cute !!! :lol:

Peter 5. October 2009, 12:49

Homer: Doh!

PainterWoman 5. October 2009, 15:02

:lol: Out of the mouths of babes. So funny.

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 15:48

John, why is it foolish?

Thank you Angeliki. :lol:

Hi Peter :lol:

Hi Pam, yep. :lol:

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 16:11

I never said it was foolish i was just copying him to see if it works.:lol: :smile: :up: :coffee:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 16:48

:lol: :D

Darko 5. October 2009, 16:54

:lol:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 16:56

hi Darko :lol: :D

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 16:58

p: :o:

Rick 5. October 2009, 17:17

Ah, Tip of the Day from Carol.
I'll try this one.

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 17:19

I did and all I got was a headache.:lol: :lol: :smile: :up: :coffee: Homer: Doh!

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 18:07

Hi Rick :lol: Let me know if the tip works for you. :D

John :smile:

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 18:09

Let me know as well Rick.:smile: :up: :coffee:
Carol:o wine

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 18:11

:smile:

John Douglas Ball 5. October 2009, 18:12

:smile:

fineolwine 5. October 2009, 19:51

:lol: :eyes:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 22:57

Linda :lol:

Diabolical 5. October 2009, 23:12

:insane: what comes out that boy! :lol:

Dacotah 5. October 2009, 23:26

Thanks Diabolical. :lol:

fineolwine 6. October 2009, 06:29

ketchup of course. :lol:

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 06:48

:lol: :D

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 10:50

I thought it would be brown sauce.:yuck: :coffee:

Kittylicious 6. October 2009, 14:35

:lol: Didn't see that one coming. :lol:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 14:39

Which one was that Zaphira??:confused: :up: :coffee: wine

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 14:49

Zaphira, thank you. :D

John, she's talking about my post.

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 15:06

Thats a relief .Carol i am still not well so I am going to take a nap.Please take care and I will talk later.:yuck: wine

Kittylicious 6. October 2009, 16:50

Sorry about the confusion. :smile:

Karen 6. October 2009, 17:43

:lol: Poor kid's going to have a doody induced concussion! :lol:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 17:50

Please Zaphira do not appologise as most on this will agree I am a bit dim at the best of times and when I am not dim I am plain stupid.:smile: :up: :coffee: wine :headbang: Homer: Doh!

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 18:10

John, take care. Have a good nap.

Zaphira :smile:

Karen :lol: :heart:

Karen 6. October 2009, 18:12

p: :heart:

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 18:14

:lol: I just left ya a p: :heart:
Hope you are feeling better. :love:

Karen 6. October 2009, 18:19

:lol:

I am feeling much better, thank you! :o: I just got really sick on Saturday afternoon and then stayed sick 'til yesterday morning. Ugh...it was nasty. Thank God it's gone! :yes:

:heart::love:

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 18:21

:yes: Thank God. I'm glad you feel better.
:smile:
:heart: :love:

r♡se 6. October 2009, 18:22

:lol: Great tip!

Karen 6. October 2009, 18:22

Thank you! :o: :heart:

How are you feeling today? Is Destiny helping keep your mind off of stressful/painful things? :smile:

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 18:24

:lol: You are welcome Rose-Marie :D

You are welcome Karen. :heart:
That's a loaded question. :lol: Like I'm going to explode, weak and tired. Have to go to the doctors in a few min.'s about my bleeding.
I get to watch my little princess tonight. :happy:

r♡se 6. October 2009, 18:26

Bleeding :yikes:
Why aren't you at the doctor's already?

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 18:27

They weren't in. Been bleeding since Friday night.

Karen 6. October 2009, 18:43

:worried: Remember that I love you & am praying for you while you're at the doc's! :love: :heart:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 19:51

I am praying for you Carol and hope they get the bleeding sorted for you.:smile: :up: wine

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 21:13

Thank you Karen. :love: :heart:

Thank you John. :smile:

Karen 6. October 2009, 21:22

But of course! :love::heart:

Dacotah 6. October 2009, 21:23

Hi Bye, :D
Got to go babysit Destiny now. :happy:
:heart: :love:

Karen 6. October 2009, 21:28

Bye! Have fun! :D :heart:

John Douglas Ball 6. October 2009, 21:34

Bye Carol and goodnight all God bless and keep you all safe always.:smile: :up: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: wine

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