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In Pursuit of Paper

I was a student aide in the library at college.

My sociology professor, Lou Rupnick, wanted a paper, reviewing a movie in sociological terms, one page. It was supposed to be a recent film. I asked for, and received, permission to write mine on David Merrick's The Elephant Man.

Unfortunately, my paper far exceeded the requirement.

In the library, in the stacks, there was a typewriter. Not just any typewriter, mind you. This one had the added bonus of being a microtype typewriter. Anyway, rather than edit the paper, I received permission to use said microtype machine. This, of course, enabled me to fit the text in its entirety upon one single, typewritten page.

I am not certain whether the professor wanted to laugh, or to kill me. I did receive a reasonable grade on the paper, though with an exhortation to not use the machine again.

BEAR DAUGHTER by Judith Berman Ivory Sword: The Lore of DAYone

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