Dave

His and Hers Diaries

Wednesday, 12. December 2007, 00:46:47

Hers:

He was quiet and subdued, just not his normal self. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night long, not even looked in my direction, I think its another woman. I went to bed and cried.

Later I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair, he lay very still, we made love and fell asleep in each others arms....

His:

Man City lost again - fuckin gutted, got a shag though.

Comedy One LinersA Lads Fairy Tale

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Andrew Nguyen # 12. December 2007, 22:24

I voted for "I'm bored and stumbled here by accident" on your poll.

Funny posts. Like the "Comedy One Liners".

Dave # 12. December 2007, 22:27

You arrived here like most people, most just won't admit it!

Thanks for your comment, I will post up some more funnies over Christmas

Dava

Andrew Nguyen # 12. December 2007, 22:54

Your welcome.

Will be waiting for the funnies.

nz2010 # 9. January 2008, 17:54

Hey , go ahead n kick the sorrow up !
Made love ?

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