My OperaA Beautiful Tale of Marriage
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 2:54:28 PM
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very posh resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he cameback and lay down on the towel. "That was incredible!", she said. "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along", he replied.
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After eighty laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was barely out of breath. "That was incredible!, he gasped, "Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she replied, "I was a prostitute in Liverpool, but I worked both sides of the river."
One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he cameback and lay down on the towel. "That was incredible!", she said. "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along", he replied.
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After eighty laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was barely out of breath. "That was incredible!, he gasped, "Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she replied, "I was a prostitute in Liverpool, but I worked both sides of the river."
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