Dava's World

Britain's traveller community have hailed a U-turn on taxing warm pasties and hot caravans, claiming they already pay far too much tax.

The National Council for Stupid, Lazy and Talentless people has launched a new campaign to promote equal rights and opportunities for their members.

Former Tottenham and Arsenal defender Sol Campbell has advised England football fans to 'stay away' from Euro 2012, for fear of witnessing humiliating displays of ineptitude on the pitch.

The stray dog which completed a 1700km journey across China after joining a cycle race from Sichuan province to Tibet, has claimed the race members were asking a 'bit much' for each meal he received.

After the Happy Mondays began their comeback tour, part-time maraca shaker Bez admitted he was completely unaware that he had ever stopped being in the Happy Mondays.