Headlines
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Cameron puts forward case for ‘gentrification’ ...
David Cameron will tackle the issue of poor people drowning their sorrows and then punching each other in the streets, by pricing them out of the popular British pastime.
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Scottish football breaks laws of physics by be ...
Scottish football has broken all known laws of physics by becoming even more predictable due to Rangers’ 10 point deduction for entering administration.
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Not putting up prices ‘slows down’ rising pric ...
New figures released yesterday show that it you don't deliberately make things more expensive, then prices don't rise as quickly as when you do.
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People being drunk is a ‘scandal’ insists man ...
David Cameron has announced plans to address the 'national scandal' of people drinking more than he'd like, just as soon as he's finished his non-scandalous dismantling of the NHS.
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Men pretty sure they’re getting some tonight
Men everywhere are sat at their desks confidently believing that the bright red two foot-high padded card in front of them will definitely lead to them getting some this evening.
The Best of Youtube
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Hitler hears about Michael Owen's late winner - Man United 4-3 Man City
A Downfall classic
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Games
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Miniclip
Piss away the hours playing pointless games - requires Flash unfortunately
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Stick Cricket
Like Cricket? If not, this is the game for you - it is so unrealistic that ignorance of the beautiful game is preferential. (Cricket fans may still enjoy)
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Yahoo! Games
Yahoo! is crap - terrible in fact - but they do have some decent games for when there is literally nothing to do
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Virtual NES
Before Xbox and Playstation we had NES - yeah! Relive some of those classic games in your browser. Thankfully doesn't require Flash, sadly does require Java