Disproving the Infinite Monkey Theorem

China has executed drug-smuggling Briton Akmal Shaikh, reinforcing its international reputation as a country not to fuck about with, in any way, shape or form.

After another bungled attempt to blow up a transatlantic flight, Al Qaeda has admitted that its stock of competent terrorists is running extremely low.

Father Christmas is said to be considering a proposal from the Communication Workers Union to stage a late walkout leaving millions of children without their presents this year.

A central London based homeless man has spent the night in Buckingham Palace to draw attention to the plight of today's royal family, and the conditions to which they are forced to become accustomed.

Scottish politician Alex Salmond is threatening legal action to ensure he is involved in the national election debate, despite 90% of the population being outside Scotland and not giving a rats toss what he has to say about anything.

A Downfall classic

It looks like the BBC but it is actually worth reading

If you laugh, you're a nerd

Piss away the hours playing pointless games - requires Flash unfortunately

Like Cricket? If not, this is the game for you - it is so bloody unrealistic