Big delusional thoughts from a small deluded brain

CHEESENESS OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY!
OH MY DEAR GOD!
I AM LISTENING TO THE 'AC/DC' REMIX!
It starts off really really really good - with Shook me all night long, by AC/DC
but then it adds in all this guns and roses crap, bon jovi and mettaliica and its just terrible.
It repeats 'Shot through the heart and your to blame, you give love a bad name'
Well let me tell you. This song gives the sacred AC/DC a bad name.
I have hereby deleted it from my playlist.

Debs xxxx

Ok, So i'm at home - ill. Well, not necesarily ill, more to the point, I just couldn't be fucked to get out of bed this morning - so i didn't. I had been pretty upset last night, but after calming down this morning, i just really didn't have the energy.
So i stayed home. With my dog. And very little food.
Ah. Not good. Seeing as I am the only person to have ever made a fireworks display using only crumpets and a grill, I have classified myself as a person who wont cook, because I cant cook.
So. I sat there in my kitchen, rarther hungry - and looked in my freezer and found frozen vegetables with rice that you steam in the microwave.
So i did that.
I ate it.
I decided I didnt like asparagos.
I picked out the asparagos
I ate the rest
I then had a yoghurt
Then a Penguin

I ate food

I didnt cook

I lived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoaky, so here I was, downloading opera, window open, listening to the rain, when this HUGE OHMYGOD GIGANTIC BUG LANDED ON MY SCREEN!
I started squeeling, then it landed on my left leg, which i kick and nearly send flaptop sky high, then it lands on my right leg, so I jump up and start running round squeeling.
I had to be saved by Dad who came in and just picked it up and went back to bed.
My hero