Happenstance

Things fall apart and Things also fall in place after falling apart

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Hey Guyz!!! dis is a serious Matter!! Give me a cup of Ur Time & read to the end & I promise I wont waste it!! (atleast not like my last note)
(Sent again 4 d new members)
P-L-E-A-S-E! Ensure u read this to the end. Thank you. Hi................. Trust the facts??????
This is a real story of a young exUnilag girl who passed away last month. Her name was Lola. She was hit by a train at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working at the MTN call center. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transfered to Abuja. Both of them are true lovers even distance could not separate them. They were always talking on the phone. You could never see her without her Cellphone. In fact she also changed Emeka's SIM from Zainl to MTN, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost of calls. She spends half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka because she gets free calls.Lola's family knows about their relationship. Emeka is very close with Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just
imagine their love). Before she
passed away at LUTH she told her friends "If I pass away please bury me with my Cellphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't. They called more people and everybody tried to carry the body, the result was still the same. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of her priests in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some holy water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told him about her intentions to bury her with her phone. He asked them to bring a coffin, then he opened it and placed her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could now be moved and they carried it away easily.
Everyone was shocked and
sad, they were so shocked that Lola's parents did not inform Emeka that Lola had passed away and buried her quickly because of all the unusual circumstances.
After 2 weeks Emeka called Lola's mom..... Emeka :...."Aunty, I'm coming to the house today, it is Lola's birthday please I hope you will cook something nice for me. Don't tell Lola that I'm coming to Lagos today, I want to surprise her." Her mother replied..... "OK You come to Lagos first, I want to tell you something very important." After he came, they told him the truth about Lola. Emeka though that they were playing an April fool's joke. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Lola to come out, i have a Birthday gift for her. Please stop this nonsense". Then they showed the original death certificate to him. They also gave him other proof to make him believe.(Emeka started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke
yesterday. She
still calls me. Emeka was shaking. Suddenly, Emeka's phone rang. "he said, see this is from Lola, see this...." he showed the phone to Lola's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Lola & there was no way others could use her staff sim card since it is nailed inside the casket before she was hurriedly buried. They were so shocked and asked for the same priest (who can speak with the souls of the dead) again. This time he brought his Bishop along to help solve this matter. He & his Bishop worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...
They discovered that
MTN still has the best coverage! "MTN Everywhere you go"
its true!! Where ever you go, MTN follows!!!
Don't shoot me yet...I am also looking for the person who sent me this mail....so I can box him/her. lol

Hahaha

A Ghananian,an Indian and a Nigerian went to ask God when their countries would develop and the following Discussion ensued:
Ghananian: God, When will Ghana develop?
God: In 150yrs time,
The Ghananian started crying that He would not be alive to witness it happen, Then the Indian askd
Indian:God, when would India develop?
God: In 100 yrs time,
The indian started crying that He must have died before then, Then came the Nigerian
Nigerian:Baba God! Abeg when Naija go Develop?
Behold! God Started crying & said, 'I'm not sure that even I(God) will witness it in my life time.......

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"

A woman met a gorgeous man in a bar. They talked, they connected, and they ended up leaving together. They got back to his place, and as he showed her around his apartment she noticed that his bedroom was completely packed with hundreds of teddy bears. There were small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium-sized bears on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf. The woman was surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that was so extensive, but she decided not to mention it to him.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the woman rolled over and asked, "Well, how was it?"
The man said, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

My Love

I liked you since the day i saw you.
One year later when you told me you liked me,it was hard for me to believe it.when you whispered me you love me,my heart was filled with delight.
I will never forget that moment.
I'm till hopein that one day you and i will be together again...coz for me,you are the one and only love,my destiny,my soul mate,my everything.
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