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I've got my new glasses. Widescreen and graduated.

They take a bit of getting used to.

I'd explained to the optometrist (Or whatever) that with my regular glasses I couldn't see the screen properly when I was typing on the computer unless I used my reading glasses (Which incidentally, I never use for reading, I'm just so used to doing it without glasses...), which meant that I couldn't then lean back when I was just surfing unless I switched back to my regular specs.

He suggested I tried lenses that gradually 'backed off' as you looked downwards. It sounded like a good idea at the time.

Then I saw the bill...

Oh well. They work OK except that when I glance downwards as a part of my normal everyday existance it feels like my eyes have gone all blurry, I have to remember to move my entire head, and when I'm typing I have to crick my head back then look downwards to see the screen. On the other hand it does mean that I can then loll backwards in my seat and look at the screen in the same relaxed manner with which I watch TV.

Talking about TV, I have to hold my head at an un-natural angle to watch it properly now. Fortunately I've found a comfortable position in the chair which holds me in that position. For a while.

Oh well, at least I don't have to change my glasses to type my blog any more.

Except that I just did, without thinking. It was an automatic reaction. Type blog: Change glasses. And as a result of this, I've noticed how much heavier my new glasses are.

So to sum it all up, I've just spent vast sums on a pair of glasses that cause me to mistrust my own eyesight, move my head around like a Thunderbirds puppet, try to slide down my nose under their own weight, and give me the occasional crick in the neck, and due some kind of Pavlovian reaction I'm not using them for the one thing I bought them for.

Fortunately the shades I got for half price as a reward for buying these new super-specs look really cool.

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Comments

Lois 8. August 2007, 00:02

I have to admit, I'm not nearly so sophisticated. We have stores here called, "Dollar Stores". Everything they sell costs one dollar, very cheap. So... I go to the store and buy 20 pairs of reading (magnifiying) glasses. I put them all in the kitchen drawer. As I need a pair (I'm not organized enough to remember where I put the last pair), I go to the drawer and pick new ones. During my weekly house cleaning, I come across all these glasses, gather them up, wash them with the dishes and throw them back into the drawer.
I'm sure yours look much cooler than my regular store rejects, but it works for me. Now, if only I could actually see things.

Deke 9. August 2007, 23:00

There's something about that that quite appeals to me. Unfortunately over here a dollar is 50p, half one pound, and I know of nowhere that sells specs for that.

I may have just identified a gap in the market

Nigel Cliff 12. August 2007, 11:00

I have had varifocals for about 12 months now and with reading and PC work there are still times when I have to work out which way to tilt my head

Deke 13. August 2007, 10:44

Considering how powerful the brain is compared to a computer, and how versatile the human body is compared to a robot, I'm thinking glasses tech has a long way to go <click>ay to go <click>ay to go</click>.

Pat 14. August 2007, 17:24

I've tried regular bifocals at least twice, maybe three times around for those. I've done progressive lenses, which sound like the same thing as your graduated lenses three times. That's what I have now. I haven't yet come up with something that I can just leave on and do everything. I end up buying the non-prescription magnifying glasses for reading and the computer, too, and use my good glasses for driving, shopping, etc.

Deke 14. August 2007, 20:46

OK, that's four of us, and I think there's a pattern emerging here...

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