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The great internet swindle. Hasn't anyone else noticed?

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I feel alone. So alone. I'm certain there's this huge conspiracy going on and no one else can see it. Of course I am aware of the two other possibilities that others are also aware of it but are also afraid to mention it or that everyone else knows about it and you're all laughing at me right now.

I suppose it is also an option that there is no conspiracy, but that would just be ridiculous.

I've previously mentioned getting a new laptop with nothing except the absolute minimum of software loaded on it. I even had to download an ADSL driver via a 56k modem link. It took over three hours. It never used to take that long to download a driver but I persevered, and having downloaded it I was able to come on and start downloading other stuff. The first thing I found I needed, much to my surprise, was Flash. The number of sites that wouldn't work without it is frankly ridiculous, but what the hey, I downloaded it. The estimated download time was "4 mins @ 56k".

It took over 4 minutes at ADSL speeds.

I think the internet only runs at one speed. Sure you can get a run at it by investing in a faster modem, then ISDN, then ADSL, then super-duper-mega-high-speed-ADSL, and fibre-optic cable (Actually even that's last year's thing now. What's that new stuff they're unbundling now? I can't remember and anyway we don't have it over here...), but ultimately as everyone else gets ahold of this super stuff the speed of the 'net averages out again and it takes just as long to download stuff via ADSL or cable as it used to do via a 56k modem.

So the only real difference between today and yesterday is that we're now paying more for it.

Still, I guess that's only fair really, after all, we are all earning more...

...as long as we work for an internet service provider.

By the time we got to Glastonbury...Hey, let's be careful out there...

Comments

Loiscakkleberrylane Sunday, April 20, 2008 6:01:18 PM

lol I remember when the predecessor to a 286 was a bargain at $7,000.00. Just to download a picture at all, regardless of how many hours it took was just amazing! And then someone would always need to use the phone, so you would have to start all over!

Oh, now I feel OLD!

Deke Sunday, April 20, 2008 6:52:05 PM

I recall just after the minicomputer revolution when Sinclair's 1K ZX81 came out with optional 16K RAMpack we were prodding about in our company's massive two storey supercomputer's programs and we came across the original program. It proudly boasted of its "Massive 16K memory". Back then it seemed incredible that a two story computer could be replaced by a single RAMpack, now it seems even more incredible that a whole major corporation's accounts and product & parts range could be run with just 16K of RAM.

We're definitely wasting something here...

Loiscakkleberrylane Sunday, April 20, 2008 7:13:09 PM

I used a VIC20 - big enough to hold half a page of typed text - if you used the expanded memory!

Deke Monday, April 21, 2008 1:19:23 AM

Cor. Didn't yours have a proper keyboard?bigsmile

Loiscakkleberrylane Monday, April 21, 2008 1:25:06 AM

I had a wonderful keyboard. Just very little memory! lol

Deke Monday, April 21, 2008 1:32:51 AM

I tried so hard to come up with a halfway decent comeback when users of other computers mocked the ZX81 keypad, but it wasn't easy. The thing was just about impossible to type properly on. The best I could come up with was it was waterproof and it had auto-complete when you were programing it...

...Which, come to think of it, was pretty cool. It just didn't sound it when put into words.awww

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