J.J. wants to cut Obie's nuts off.

Thursday, 10. July 2008, 18:53:24

now, his, barak, obama, jackson, jessie, gone, nuts

A voice sounding not unlike that of Hilary Clinton has been heard wailing "Why in the hall couldn't he have said that 6 months ago?". Meanwhile reports are coming in of someone not a million miles removed from a guy called McClain humming "Ker-ching!".

Me, I'm not going to comment. I might upset someone.

Actually I would upset someone, maybe even sometwo or somethree, and you know me, I wouldn't want to upset anyone (Or anytwo or anythree. There are some jokes you can just keep right on repeating). I am therefore keeping my own council. Remaining silent. As the night is, so am I. Total shtuum. Zilch will I say. Naught will pass my lips nor my typing fingers. I will remain noiseless as the grave. Unspeaking. Devoid of opinion. Bereft of voice I shall be as one with the choir eternal, always there: forever unheard. Zero consideration have I.

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Hahahahahahahahahahaahaahaahaahaaaahaaaaaaahaaahaaahaaaaaaar haaaar haaaar haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar....

I feel better now.

Born on the other side of the world? Cripes mate, that'd be British enough for me, now whip out the raw prawn you old drongo...You read it here first. Well, maybe...

Comments

Why in the hall didn't he DO that six months ago?

I, too, was going to keep my mouth shut, but.... since you provided a little sliver of an opening.....

The latest example of his somewhat less-than-excellent judgement, was his agreeing to have his children interviewed.

I wonder if he has even met any children. No parent in their right mind would voluntairly let someone interview their kids. This is the kind of idea that backfires approximately 100% of the time. I was both parent and teacher and I KNOW the kinds of things kids tell and with no warning. I've heard more about family fights, boils in unmentionable places, indelicate Freudian slips uttered by parents and daddy's true feelings about mummy's relatives. And I never even asked.

The children were very nice though, the older girl certainly more articulate than her mother, well... uses better grammer certainly. She was telling about having a friend over and her father introduced himself and shook the child's hand. She pointed out that this was not a customary greeting for a child in America, that this was how you greeted an adult, not a child.

It didn't do a lot for showing that he was involved with his children, which was the objective, nor did it show good judgement especially in light of his remarks afterwards, that it had not been a good idea and he wouldn't be doing that again. Is this what we can expect from him as president? Oops, sorry, didn't mean to start that war, well, we won't do that again, will we!

By cakkleberrylane, # 10. July 2008, 22:15:43

So that's what Pandora was warning me about...

I suspect that you have rather strong views on the subject, don't raise your eyebrows, I pick up on this stuff, it's almost like being psychic, f'rinstance, I suspect your interest stems from being an American. At least I can sit back here on the sidelines wondering how how George Brown with get on with President McCain...

Wasn't your government set up to be a non-party system?

By Deke, # 12. July 2008, 00:18:33

Very perceptive! Actually I can't even vote - I'm not American! I'm still a Canadian citizen. I think I'm a little frustrated with the whole election deal, and we still have 4 months or so to go. Obama is on the news 24/7 - every time I turn on the news, he's there. I really can't see how he could make a good president, not even a mediocre one. Yet, a lot of people see potential there. Time will tell.

By cakkleberrylane, # 12. July 2008, 02:28:26

anyone is better than these god foresaken money hungry SOBs that we have in office now, thats for sure. anyone is also better than these ppl that don't give a shit about the human race & the economics of our times.

i won't start, cuz u will block me if i do, cuz u don't like profanity, and thats exactly how i would end up.

so i will just stop with what i have said.

By SqueakeyCat, # 14. July 2008, 00:37:07

You don't need to say any more, I know exactly what you mean. It is hard to imagine anyone worse than the four drop kicks who've been calling the shots for the last 8 years.

Oh, and I don't block anyone for anything...

...except maybe for criticising my guitar playing.

By Deke, # 15. July 2008, 19:41:37

go read my newest post that i just made, then u tell me if u'd block me cuz of what i say....lmao

By SqueakeyCat, # 16. July 2008, 01:10:12

Phew.

I was afraid you were going to criticise my guitar playing...

By Deke, # 16. July 2008, 09:09:30

nah, i actually like the REAL thing, not just listening on the radio where u can't c them play. u know what i mean?

By SqueakeyCat, # 19. July 2008, 19:14:39

Oh yeah. There's nothing quite like seeing people actually onstage hitting, blowing, and scraping things and getting music out of it. I just wish some bands weren't so danged loud!

Ain't nothing can beat live music.