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Watchdogs initiate TV vote rigging scandal shock horror - by Our Entertainment Correspondent

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Quite a while back now I read about a proposed TV show in which the star of a new Andrew Lloyd Webber production would be picked 'Pop idol' style by the TV audience. I promptly wrote a letter to one of the TV magazines pointing out that this would not get him the best person for the job because TV audiences just love an underdog, I gave a couple of examples of previous reality shows in which the result had been completely farcial. It won me a portable radio (Which doesn't actually work properly, but what the hey, it was free).

Flash forward a while and Andrew Lloyd Webber finds himself in the Sunday papers for losing his rag live on TV over two of his favourites being up for the chop that week. He was particularly miffed as it was his task to pick which one of them had to go.

He should have listened to me.

This week the favourite to win X-Factor (Just another identikit female vocalist with a pitch correction warble IMHO) went out. Such were the bellows of outrage that Ofcom, the overseers of TV, have launched an investigation into possible corruption.

I will predict here and now that they will find nothing whatsoever wrong with the voting. Everyone assumed that as the favourite she would automatically get through so they voted for their favourite underdog instead.

Maybe I should send a copy of this blog to the Radio Times, I might win a radio that works next time :D

It's madness I tell you! Madness...'Oy! Handball Maradona!!!

Comments

cakkleberrylane 16. November 2008, 02:24

Or maybe a TV that doesn't work!

Deke 16. November 2008, 19:02

You're right, that would be even better, but I don't have to worry about that because once Britain goes 100% digital I won't be able to receive TV any more anyhow (Well, unless they boost the signal more than somewhat anyway).

CaptainPenguin 17. November 2008, 14:19

And John Seargant continues to thrive on Strictly despite having the dancing skuills of a Warthog.However it does the heart good to see all those pompous experts and professionals getting really hacked off

Deke 17. November 2008, 23:37

If I actually voted for these things I would certainly vote for Seargant. He represents the rest of us and I think we all deserve the chance to wave a couple of fingers in the critic's direction.

I see they tried a new tack this week. Kinda damning him with faint praise. I was glad to see that it didn't work, although I don't think that Cherie thingie deserved to go out and I thought Heather Small was very badly treated over the previous weeks...

I also can't understand why I'm suddenly taking it so seriously that I'm discussing it on my blog! :D Crisis? What crisis?

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