Boss Radio

I've been reading a paper. I don't often read the papers these days, they no longer seem to report the news, they pass opinions on it cunningly disguised as news, but this was a local paper and it wasn't actually exactly today's, in fact it was a few days old. Nevertheless I can now shockingly reveal the following shocking revelation.

Hitler was missing a testacle. It got shot off in some previous war he was involved in.

I will admit that reading this piece of medical history did come as a bit of a surprise, mainly because I was under the impression that everyone already knew that Hitler was 50% lacking in the bollockolian area.

Surely we're not all so far gone as to no longer remember that old hit song from the front in WWII 'Hitler, he only had one ball'? What exactly did these wizards who've uncovered the evidence of Hitler's shortage in the undercarriage zone think the song was about? You get one of your balls shot off in the war and it doesn't usually go unnoticed by the people alongside you, and if you survive the ordeal the story tends to spread. Losing half your manhood in the family jewels dept. tends not to go unmentioned for long.

I find it more than somewhat astounding that someone, in fact more than one someone, went to all the bother of hunting out the evidence for something that everyone already knew. It's madness I tell you. Next thing you know they'll be testing make-up on animals in case it's not good for us.

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