My Opera...and I'm telling you, I don't ******* swear.... (Unless there's a really good reason for it... Like maybe, FOOTBALL).
Sunday, January 18, 2009 7:40:06 PM
It's true. I don't swear. I say things like "Fargling", or "Holey shirt!", and when I do that everyone knows... well, that I'm swearing. So what's the point, aside from keeping this text inside of the XXX boundaries? Let's just say what I really mean.
It's ******* ridiculous. There's a ****** world recession going on, thousands are dying in Zimbabwe, Palestine needs medical aid and fast, Sudan is still on the verge of total genocide, Aids is wreaking havoc in... a-a-and you don't really need me to go and list all the world's crisis spots, you've heard and read about them all just like I have.
Yet all's well with the world. Manchester City football club has bid £100m to buy 'Kaka', less well known as Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite. He's a farg... sorry ******* footballer, for *********! He entertains the public by kicking a ball around, which he reportedly rather enjoys doing, for a couple of hours a week. If he does transfer he'll be paid a reported £500,000-a-week (That's 83p, or $1.23, a second). Can anyone think of anything he can ethically and legitimately spend that kind of money on?
Last season Man C. bought Real Madrid's Brazilian star Robinho for a British transfer record-breaking £32.5 million. Let's be honest, that kind of money was an insult to every needy person in the world, but really, is this new guy really over three times better than the last one? Are the club maybe planning on sacking the rest of the squad and letting Kaka win all their matches on his own? For that kind of money he **** well better.
Anyone overlooking the River Hudson a few days back might have witnessed one Chesley Sullenberger pilot an Airbus into the river, saving the lives of everyone on board and probably a fair share of the inhabitants of surrounding NY real estate. I'll let you into a little secret.
He isn't paid anything like half a ******* million quid a week.
It's ******* ridiculous. There's a ****** world recession going on, thousands are dying in Zimbabwe, Palestine needs medical aid and fast, Sudan is still on the verge of total genocide, Aids is wreaking havoc in... a-a-and you don't really need me to go and list all the world's crisis spots, you've heard and read about them all just like I have.
Yet all's well with the world. Manchester City football club has bid £100m to buy 'Kaka', less well known as Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite. He's a farg... sorry ******* footballer, for *********! He entertains the public by kicking a ball around, which he reportedly rather enjoys doing, for a couple of hours a week. If he does transfer he'll be paid a reported £500,000-a-week (That's 83p, or $1.23, a second). Can anyone think of anything he can ethically and legitimately spend that kind of money on?
Last season Man C. bought Real Madrid's Brazilian star Robinho for a British transfer record-breaking £32.5 million. Let's be honest, that kind of money was an insult to every needy person in the world, but really, is this new guy really over three times better than the last one? Are the club maybe planning on sacking the rest of the squad and letting Kaka win all their matches on his own? For that kind of money he **** well better.
Anyone overlooking the River Hudson a few days back might have witnessed one Chesley Sullenberger pilot an Airbus into the river, saving the lives of everyone on board and probably a fair share of the inhabitants of surrounding NY real estate. I'll let you into a little secret.
He isn't paid anything like half a ******* million quid a week.
