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So THAT'S what an Indian summer is.

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This time last year it was snowing.

This year we're basking in really nice warm weather with quite a lot of sun, in fact yesterday I was sitting outside in an open air cafe near the beach on Hayling Island. They would normally have shut for the season nearly a month ago, this time they were so busy they ran out of eggs.

Before I'd ordered my ommelette I might add.

Last time I tried to order an ommelette I was in a pub, and their gas wasn't working so they had plenty of eggs, they just couldn't cook them. I'd cook one myself but I can't seem to make a decent ommelette to save my life. Mine come out thick black on the bottom, and all runny on top. A bit like an upside down beetle really.

But I digress.

Apparently the reason for our good weather is low pressure out in the Atlantic dragging warm weather up from the south. As far south as India in fact. All these years I've been assuming that Indian Summer was something to do with the indigenous peoples of North America.

And all these years I've been wrong.

Tricky chap, Johnny Retrospective.Why is Britain still in recession? Ooh er... Let me think.

Comments

cakkleberrylane 29. October 2009, 01:50

It's warm here too, actually unseasonably hot.
We were kind of counting on cooler weather too, I'm running a fundraiser on Saturday where we're serving hot cider and pumpkin pie - and it's going to be in the mid 90's,

Deke 29. October 2009, 13:54

OooooKay.... Firstly, get that hot cider into the fridge right now. You might just make it in time...

As for the pumkin... Hmmm.

Pumpkin lollies anyone?

darkesthour 4. November 2009, 22:57

Perhaps an Indian Summer is just a time of year when you cant get an omelette to save your life

Deke 4. November 2009, 23:28

Could be. Dang sneaky Indians sneakily sneaking over here and scoffing all the eggs...

darkesthour 4. November 2009, 23:37

and using homemade omelette's for making smoke signals...

Deke 5. November 2009, 00:12

I suspect they wear them on their feet, that's why I don't hear them as they sneak around.

I tried to make an omelette again yesterday but I inadvertently poured it into the giant frying pan whereupon it spread itself out like a pancake, so I thought I'd try to toss it like one.

Picked up the pan, shook it a little to make sure it wasn't stuck to the pan, and it shot back over the handle and onto my hand.

Well at least the omelette didn't get burned.

Which is more than I can say for my hand... :yikes:

darkesthour 5. November 2009, 01:49

Bet that stung :eyes:

Deke 5. November 2009, 02:18

Not once I'd cut my arm off it didn't.

darkesthour 5. November 2009, 02:35

Good old fashioned pain relief.. That takes me back :smile:

Deke 5. November 2009, 21:12

Exactly. Yet you've no idea the fuss they made about it when they found out. I told them I was 'armless, but they kept insisting on giving me a hand.

darkesthour 6. November 2009, 03:54

Your pulling my leg :D

Deke 6. November 2009, 20:16

Was that you?

Sorry. I put it in the fridge. I figured if you couldn't get it reattached we could eat it.

This is why I don't drink. I don't want to get legless.

darkesthour 6. November 2009, 22:11

I lost my head the other day.. still cant find it, is it in the fridge with my leg by any chance?

Deke 6. November 2009, 23:45

'Fraid not, but I do seem to recall the old saying "If you want to get ahead, get a hat." I'd look in your hat if I was you.

darkesthour 8. November 2009, 02:53

I cant... eyes attached to head...

Deke 8. November 2009, 14:29

Homer: Doh! The oldest mistake in the book. Always remove the eyes first! I guess everything's obvious in hindsight.

OK, let's think laterally. Obviously your head is somewhere where it can see a computer screen, so the next thing must be... Look up.

Can you see a hat?

darkesthour 9. November 2009, 02:55

No...but oddly i can see an axe... Is this a bad sign?

Deke 10. November 2009, 21:14

OK....

Before we panic let's just eliminate some less worrying possibilities.

Does the axe have machine heads and guitar strings on it?

darkesthour 11. November 2009, 03:31

No... more like some big geezer with a funny helmet with cow horns on it...

Deke 11. November 2009, 23:12

Phew, that's a relief! Your head has been appropriated by Ozzie Osborne. In these days he thinks twice about eating things that aren't served up on a plate.

Look down.

Can you see a plate?

darkesthour 12. November 2009, 08:10

No, its a miracle I can see my feet... I must have lost weight

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