Boss Radio

It's good to be reminded occasionally.

There must be some kind of fashion thing going on at the moment, there has to be some reason why I've just been watching clips from it.

And jolly frightening it was, too. I can tell you.

All the men appeared to be wearing women's clothes. There wasn't a thing in there that would have looked out of place over a skirt, in fact with a couple of exceptions that women wouldn't have been seen dead in, all the trousers were pretty girly too.

But at least the male models were still alive, the female models were obviously the undead. They looked, and in some cases moved, like refugees from Fashion Show Of The Living Dead. They were stringbeens, stick insects, and/or zombies. Hollow eyed, and so sickly looking you could almost smell the bulimiac vomit. One thing you can be sure of, they don't get much sex.

They'd break.

And here I find a strange contradiction. Newsagents are agreeing to put the men's sweat and lad's mags, which push the 'ideal body shape' of 36-24-36, on the top shelf alongside the porn, but the fashion mags that push this kind of un-natural body shape at the female sex can be placed anywhere on the shelves that the newsagent, or his distributor, fancies.

I know which mags I think should be up there with the porn.