Boss Radio

By the cringe, but those courts have been givng those rioter blighters a good telling off, I'll tell you. They've been throwing about sentences of one day, two days, and one person got three weeks!!! Heaven alone knows what that poor bloke had to do to get a swingeing sentence like that.

But the ones I feel the most sorry for are the ones being sentenced to say they're, well... sorry.

Apparently one 11 year old girl laughed as she said it, which upset the gentlemen of the press more than somewhat. I can't imagine why. Under the circumstances I'd say she was the height of discretion. In her situation I'd have danced a highly inappropriate tarantella crossed with my very own patented silly groove walk™© whilst singing the two punishment words with all the Pavarottian splendour I could summon up at such short notice.

And in future I shall no longer pay any fines or taxes. When I come up before the beak I shall simply say "I forgot". Next time I have a road accident I shall simply utter "Oops" before driving off into the sunset. And when I meet a policeman I shall set fire to his helmet, and tell him "Sometimes you just can't win."

And finally, to all those of you who think I've just wasted your time letting you read all this and then not coming up with a punch line:-

I'm sorry.