Boss Radio

The last of the funk powered trains...

Reading the riot act (It's about time someone did).

, , , , , , ,

I've seen a lot of descriptions of the rioters lately. It seems they're the disaffected youth, the angry unemployed, the ignored middle class, black, students, West Indians, the children of immigrants, or just maybe Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all. I'm not sure if they're all wrong or all right but if you take a look at the list of people being charged and have a quick squiz at the wanted posters or Youtube vids, you quickly start to get the definite impression that there is no category for the rioters other than 'rioter'.

Meanwhile, after all the pathetic sentences being passed on rioters so far, it's good see a slightly heftier sentence being handed out. A woman who slept through the riots and didn't know a thing about them till the following morning has been given 5 months for accepting the gift of a pair of panties from someone who did take part in the riots.

I know different judges will hand out different sentences, but this is starting to get ridiculous. Receiving stolen goods may be worth 5 months inside, I don't know, but I do know that being the one that smashed and burned real people's property then stole the goods in the first place is deserving of a whole lot more.

I'm beginning to think that the media are only giving us the 'best of' the sentencing. In fact I really need to believe it or I may start to get depressed.

Oh, and to anyone who came here looking for something about poodles. Sorry. I fibbed.

Wrestle poodles, and win.Vasco da Gama rides the rails. Not really.

Comments

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:15:33 PM

Did a rioter steal your poodle?

Deke Monday, August 22, 2011 12:52:21 AM

Poodles?

Poodles?

Why does everyone keep talking about poodles?

Do I look like Frank Zappa?

It's madness I tell you. Last week my neighbour trimmed her poodle into a working replica of the Queen Mary and went sailing.

DHdarkesthour Monday, August 22, 2011 3:30:46 AM

Well, you started it..

Deke Monday, August 29, 2011 1:34:33 AM

I started poodles?

I thought it was Paris Holiday-Inn.

I wouldn't know where to plant them, how often to water them, or how well they react to having horseshit sprinkled over them.

DHdarkesthour Monday, August 29, 2011 6:06:10 AM

Originally posted by Deke:

how well they react to having horseshit sprinkled over them


Probably better than their owners would

Deke Monday, September 5, 2011 7:01:28 PM

You're right. I just shovelled horseshit over a poodle owner, and now I have three broken arms.knight

DHdarkesthour Monday, September 5, 2011 9:53:21 PM

It was a worthy experiment though yes

Deke Tuesday, September 6, 2011 7:57:48 PM

I'd do it again, like a shi shot. bandit

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, September 6, 2011 8:28:31 PM

To pit on a shoodle...

Deke Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:38:25 PM

What, with 3 broken arms?

DHdarkesthour Wednesday, September 14, 2011 3:23:35 AM

With the use of an engine hoist maybe?

Deke Monday, September 19, 2011 11:13:07 PM

As long as it was converted for use with 3 broken arms.

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, September 20, 2011 12:50:56 AM

Easily done, an electric motor and a button that can be depressed using a nose... Why are buttons depressed?? Poor buttons

Deke Friday, September 23, 2011 8:53:59 PM

Buttons are depressed because they've just heard the sad story of my 3 broken arms.

DHdarkesthour Friday, September 23, 2011 11:53:37 PM

Buttons with empathy, what will they think of next?

Deke Monday, September 26, 2011 1:05:44 AM

They didn't think of it, it was just a lucky accident.

But not for the buttons.

DHdarkesthour Monday, September 26, 2011 2:33:16 AM

Then an unlucky accident perhaps? Thats probably how you broke all those arms

Write a comment

New comments have been disabled for this post.

May 2012
M T W T F S S
April 2012June 2012
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31