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Ah, how I remember the good old days, those days of cycling into town to buy an LP or three then cycling home again with the records swinging gaily from the handlebars. I used to do it almost every week - What else was I going to spend my money on? - even in winter. The problem with winter was the short days. Lighting up time would frequently pop its head around the door before I got home, and back in those days the forces of law'n'order would do yer for that. Not a problem if you had functioning lights, but it's amazing how often I found myself with a flat battery, they didn't last as long in those days.

Of course, as you are all aware, batteries regenerate when unused, so I could usually expect to get maybe 10 minutes out of them before darkness overcame them.

A knowledge of lighting up time was imperative.

Lighting up time was dusk, otherwise known as half an hour after sunset, I think I may have mentioned this somewhere before, did I also mention I've just looked it up again and it's still the same? One thing I do remember was that, somewhat annoyingly, it never actually seemed dark at lighting up time. This is interesting because today I happened to notice that sunset was due at 4:21 (PM...), which meant that lighting up time would be, er... 4:51. We went out in the car (Mum's way past the cycling years), had a snack at a local tearoom, then set out into the country to monitor the sunset.

By my reckoning the sun actually set at about 10 past 4, give or take a few minutes on account of it was hidden by cloud for the last part of its trip, but that's OK, sunset is calculated at sea level, and I think we may have been a little higher than that. Whatever, to me it was still quite bright enough to see by at 4:21, which coincidentally was when I was first flashed.

Street lamps began coming on at around 4:30, by which time everyone but me and one van had their lights on, that ties in with their having to come on between 10 and 20 minutes before lighting up time, to me it was indeed getting dimmer and I put my sidelights on to pacify all the flashers who were suddenly able to see me because the street lights had come on. Actually I'd also realised that I couldn't read what speed I was doing.

At about 20 to 5 someone flashed me even with my sidelights on, and since I'd reckoned that sunset was actually about 4:10 I decided that this was an appropriate time to put my full lights on. As usual this caused the rest of the world outside of my headlamps to disappear, which I hate, but I drove on until the official lighting up time of 4:51, then I found somewhere deserted and turned my lights off.

It was dark.

So in the sixties/seventies it was light half an hour after sunset, and now it's dark. Obviously the sun's not changed, so it has to be my eyes, and mine are apparently still better than almost everyone else's. An optician once told me that over exposure to over-bright artificial light was destroying our eyes.

He was right.

There but for the grace of God (An ongoing series).The usual suspects.

Comments

DHdarkesthour Saturday, November 19, 2011 2:00:18 AM

Just leave your car lights on all the time, I do, it is great, people flash you in broad daylight instead, which hardly hurts your eyes at all and you can also wave back merrily as if you know them, this causes them great irritation and subsequently makes me feel very happy (briefly)

Deke Saturday, November 19, 2011 2:24:22 PM

Back in my rock'n'roll days we had a driver who always flashed Volvos with their permanently on lights. He never failed to find it giggleworthy, but it had to be a Volvo or he wouldn't flash.

He was a strange man.

DHdarkesthour Saturday, November 19, 2011 9:08:21 PM

That sounds fairly rational to me..

Loiscakkleberrylane Monday, November 21, 2011 11:37:22 AM

Why do they flash me? Let me count the reasons.
I think people flash me when I have my lights on because they think I'm using double beam. I could flash them back to show them the difference, but that seems kind of mean.
Or maybe they're just mean themselves (it is kind of startling when it's really dark) .
Possibly there is something in the road ahead.
Or maybe they flash because they accidently pull the double beam lever.
And then I always wonder if they are flashing to warn me about police hiding in the bushes ahead (they like to do that here), in which case I should find a way to thank them.
Quite a lot of reasons when you think about it.

Deke Friday, November 25, 2011 12:39:09 AM

Lois: During daylight hours I always assume they're flashing because the police are waiting. It just seems like the safest thing to do. Over here the unofficial system is three flashes, pause, three flashes. The trouble is A There's not always time, and B if you get caught doing it they arrest you for obstructing the police.

DH: Good. My faith in the perverseness of the people on the other side of the planet is preserved.

DHdarkesthour Friday, November 25, 2011 2:14:26 AM

"Why be difficult, when, with a little effort you can be totally impossible" knight

Loiscakkleberrylane Friday, November 25, 2011 11:11:49 PM

They were charging people with that here too until someone finally challenged the law and it was found that there was no law against warning people of police activity. Our police seem to be grossly uninformed about the law and people just seem to believe everything the police tell them. I was looking up laws recently as a friend of mine got arrested -yes ARRESTED!! for not having a license tag on his trailer. When I looked it up on line I found a tag is not required on a trailer less than 2000 pounds, but forums mentioned that they have been giving tickets for it for years in spite of it not being illegal. Also, a traffic violation is not an arrestable offence, yet it happened. I'm going with him to court, hopefully to get the officer sacked.

Deke Tuesday, November 29, 2011 6:48:21 PM

DH: I'm sure that was originally "Why be Australian when, with a little effort, you can be a New Zealander."

Lois: It's not exactly illegal over here either, they call it 'Wasting police time' or 'Interfering with a police officer in the course of his duty'. It seems to me that all you have to do is say "No. I was just flashing him to let him know he was driving too ++++++ fast!"

Make sure you sit by the emergency exit in court, just in case they try to arrest you for aiding and abetting.

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, November 29, 2011 7:25:27 PM

Good thing I am English then yes

Deke Wednesday, November 30, 2011 11:38:58 PM

Finestkind. cheers

DHdarkesthour Thursday, December 1, 2011 12:05:35 AM

We are aren't we yes cheers

Deke Friday, December 2, 2011 11:47:59 PM

coffee ...it was a happy ship... wizard drunk sing party

DHdarkesthour Saturday, December 3, 2011 4:13:49 AM

Till someone puled out the plug faint

Deke Sunday, December 11, 2011 2:38:21 AM

See Cap'n? Ize told ye we needed a trainin' day.

DHdarkesthour Sunday, December 11, 2011 7:38:56 PM

Or at least some team bonding bigsmile

Deke Monday, December 12, 2011 2:31:38 AM

OK, let's all throw our hats in the ring and see what floats out of the window, a little lateral blue sky thinking from outside the box is what's needed here.

Where are my shorts?

DHdarkesthour Monday, December 12, 2011 2:33:08 AM

Or cricket maybe?

Deke Monday, December 12, 2011 2:39:55 AM

What, and get beaten by India? Especially since I suspect you of eating my shorts.

DHdarkesthour Monday, December 12, 2011 2:50:23 AM

It wasn't me, I did not do it.. Get beaten by Indians or eat your shorts bigeyes

Deke Monday, December 12, 2011 10:46:18 PM

What's this strange obsession you have with my shorts?

I think I should be told.

DHdarkesthour Monday, December 12, 2011 10:53:10 PM

But I am not interested in your shorts, or your cricketers bigeyes

Deke Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:22:39 AM

In that case I must drink alone.

Curiously, at the Crickets Arms.

DHdarkesthour Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:41:12 AM

Purely coincidence I trust bigsmile

Deke Sunday, December 18, 2011 2:28:04 AM

There's one pub that's closer, but it's a gay meeting place, and whilst I have no problem with gays per se, I'd rather stay out of their way when they're hammered.

DHdarkesthour Sunday, December 18, 2011 7:35:37 PM

Good point, I had a similar issue with the nearest bar to Croydon Technical College, it was like something out of a cowboy film, you walk in and everyone goes quiet and stares at you (also some of them were dressed as cowboys as Village People was popular at the time) bigeyes
It was worth the extra walk to the straight bar up the road

Deke Wednesday, December 21, 2011 1:24:41 AM

I wonder if any bar, anywhere, at any time in the old west, ever actually went silent as a stranger walked in. I'm betting they were just like the pubs of today, everyone too busy getting trollied to even notice if a gun totin' stranger walks in.

DHdarkesthour Wednesday, December 21, 2011 4:48:27 AM

Try South London on a Friday night, the only thing missing is the Stetsons

Deke Thursday, December 22, 2011 2:43:53 AM

The Stetsons. I don't know them. Are they perchance a country & western group? Or maybe a line dancing troupe? Or just the hardest motherf()#@£$ in the whole south west (Of London)?

DHdarkesthour Thursday, December 22, 2011 3:00:18 AM

For 'Stetson' read 'silly cowboy hat'

Deke Friday, December 23, 2011 3:33:07 AM

Oh, I've seen them. Mr. and Mrs. Silly Cowboy Hat have been in the audience at dozens of our gigs.beer wine

DHdarkesthour Friday, December 23, 2011 6:55:56 PM

Sounds like the western bar in the Blues Brothers, how many times did you have to play Rawhide bigsmile

Deke Monday, December 26, 2011 12:40:21 AM

Worse.

Stand by your man.

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:25:19 AM

I take that was at the gay bar mentioned earlier bigsmile

Deke Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:04:25 AM

That would just make so much more sense. Actually the girl that ran that band was a bit of a gay icon. It seems like too much make up, big boobies, and lots of power ballads and disco will keep the gay community happy for hours.

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:07:23 AM

Originally posted by Deke:

too much make up, big boobies, and lots of power ballads


Are we entirely certain that this was a girl bigeyes
Those can also be prerequisites for a drag queen bigsmile

Deke Saturday, December 31, 2011 8:48:33 PM

Ah...

Yes, I can confirm that she was a real woman, I knew her in the days before the days of too much make, big boobies, and lots of power ballads. awww

Although the boobies were still a bit of a handful... whistle

DHdarkesthour Monday, January 2, 2012 1:20:52 AM

lol Anything more than two handfuls is a real handful

Deke Wednesday, January 4, 2012 1:12:28 AM

To quote The Phlorescent Leech & Eddie, "Anything more than a mouthful is wasted."

DHdarkesthour Wednesday, January 4, 2012 4:26:39 AM

Thats ice cream doh

Deke Thursday, January 5, 2012 1:18:17 AM

WHAT? Oh, how embarrassing. I've been using a bra as a cone.bigeyes

DHdarkesthour Thursday, January 5, 2012 1:24:25 AM

Double scoop p

Deke Friday, January 6, 2012 3:05:23 AM

So that's why that girl was wearing two ice cream cones. And I thought she was just another Madonna fan.confused

DHdarkesthour Friday, January 6, 2012 3:44:12 AM

I don't think i have ever seen a woman driving or operating an ice cream van... Perhaps thats why idea

Deke Saturday, January 7, 2012 2:30:59 AM

When I was nought but a mere stripling the very first ice-cream van I ever saw used to come down my gran's cul-de-sac. It didn't have a tinkly tune, it had a big horn that played a simple riff of the kind that posh blokes in sports cars seem to like these days.

I mention this because it was run by a lady.

DHdarkesthour Sunday, January 8, 2012 6:40:52 AM

Another fine theory dispatched awww

Deke Monday, January 9, 2012 1:18:20 AM

Gorillas. I have definitely never seen a gorilla operating an ice cream van. That's probably what you were thinking about.

Meh. Women: gorillas.

It's an easy mistake to make.

DHdarkesthour Monday, January 9, 2012 1:37:14 AM

Originally posted by Deke:

It's an easy mistake to make


..Though most women shave their armpits, but its not easy going around asking gorillas/women to raise their arms so you can spot the difference

Deke Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:50:30 AM

I find that gorillas are less prone towards waving their backsides at me on TV.

And sometimes in the street too.

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:54:50 AM

Probably because there are not that many about..

Deke Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:59:44 AM

There aren't?

Dang, I'm not getting them mixed up with meerkats again, am I?

(Autocorrect just tried to change that to 'beermats').

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