Boss Radio

Yes it's happened again. America's weather is headed our way. I mean, it's all right for them, they've got a couple of really big countries over there, they can afford a bit of bad weather, but we're a titchy little nation and all their weather just plain swamps us.

Once again on the weather map we're on a line. The whole of the south and most of the west coast are now on red alert, the midlands and the mid-east coast are on an orange alert. We're on the line between them. Does that mean we get no weather at all or that we're going to get both of them? I think we should be told.

Of course we were intending to go shopping tomorrow afternoon which is right when they say the worst of the weather is going to hit, now we're not sure whether to stay right at home or to go anyway on the grounds that everyone else will be at home.

I guess my best bet is to wait and see if the roof slates that have shifted from the eathquake are now going to let the weather in. If they hold up we can go out and if they don't I guess we can get by on breakfast cereal, toast, and potatoes for a day.

Heck, if I'm spending the whole time bailing out I probably won't even notice.