Not logical, captain.
Thursday, 25. June 2009, 22:04:32
As part of a plan to make the traffic flow more smoothly a city council is closing a pedestrian subway. To assuage the howls of protest from pedestrians who may have cause to cross the road they're replacing it with a pedestrian crossing.
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On the news they've just announced that they're going to be interviewing a "Self confessed suicide bomber".
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A poll has revealed that as a result of the expenses scandal, voters are flooding to David Cameron and the Conservative the party. The Conservative party were responsible for most of the over-claims and Cameron himself has just handed back a thousand quid that he "Accidently" over-claimed.
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The speaker of the house of commons was forced into resigning because A/ He tried to keep MPs expenses a state secret, and B/ Because he's supposed to protect MPs and he didn't...
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On the news they've just announced that they're going to be interviewing a "Self confessed suicide bomber".
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A poll has revealed that as a result of the expenses scandal, voters are flooding to David Cameron and the Conservative the party. The Conservative party were responsible for most of the over-claims and Cameron himself has just handed back a thousand quid that he "Accidently" over-claimed.
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The speaker of the house of commons was forced into resigning because A/ He tried to keep MPs expenses a state secret, and B/ Because he's supposed to protect MPs and he didn't...
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