Boss Radio

According to a news report today, the banks aren't lending as much money out because not as many people are putting money in, or the same number of people aren't putting as much money in, or maybe fewer people are finding somewhere else to....

Never mind. The point is, the banks maintain that the credit squeeze is our fault for keeping them cash poor.

Meanwhile, over at the stock exchange...

It doesn't matter which stock exchange, they all closed down (Or should that be 'Closed down down'?) yesterday because we don't trust big business with our hard earned dosh any more (Honesty break. Actually one stock exchange didn't close 'down' at close of play yesterday, but I can't remember which one and anyway, the odds are on my side...).

Meanwhile over on the high street...

Shops are complaining that we're not buying stuff, and when we are buying stuff it's cheaper stuff. We're not buying houses (Can't get the credit y'see) or buying cars (Can't afford the petrol, natch) and we're even sending texts rather than making calls on our mobile 'phones (Certain conditions apply).

So where is all this money going? All nations have a value which they express in currency, therefore the world has a value; I learnt that in school. That currency is somewhere.

Well I just checked and I haven't accidentally won the lottery, so I've not got it. It must be one of you lot. C'mon, 'fess up. Who's got it?

I think we should be told.