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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-12849630

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That's the address of the BBC's 'Time' front page.

I never thought time could be so interesting, but as you work your way through the site you can't help thinking how stubborn to the point of stupidity people can be.

The Earth spins on its axis and moves around the sun at a fairly predictable speed, so time in any particular place of the world can be fairly easily calculated by what time of day the sun is directly overhead. That's mid day. Every nation on the planet agrees that.

With the exception of a few eccentric sects the whole planet also agrees on splitting the day into 24 segments known as hours, and in principle agrees on splitting the world into 24 segments coinciding with mid day at the centre of each segment.

So why are there so many stupid exceptions? It makes sense to pull the line one way or another to keep your nation inside the most convenient zone, but not when your country is 3 time zones wide, and it makes no sense to put your whole nation half an hour out because you don't want to coincide with the USA. Time and geography don't care about politics, if you're where you are you're where you are, live with it.

But the one thing that hits you in the face when you look at the first map (That's the GMT map) is that Britain should definitely not be joining Europe in the next zone. France, Belgium, The Netherlands, and Spain should instead be joining the UK, Ireland, and Portugal in this one. We're not out of step. They are.

Another seven days, another 'Question Time'.

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It's with some relief that I can announce that on this week's 'Any Questions?' the Labour party seems to have seriously cut back on it's annoying habit of referring to the government as "This Tory-led coalition", it was getting really annoying.

For their part the Tories are being a lot more careful with their "The mess the previous government left us" line following increasing barracking from the audience on both 'Any Questions?' and 'Question Time'. They were, I suspect, a little worried that the general public was slowly making the connection.

It goes like this. The banks go bust and plunge us into a giant economic crisis, the New Labour government bails them out to the tune of millions of quid using our money because allowing the banks to go bust would be unthinkable (I'm thinking about it and it's starting to seem like a pretty good idea to me) thus making our financial condition even worse. The Conservatives get in with the help of the Liberals and start banging on about the mess Labour left them. The bankers continue to pay themselves huge bonuses and the Tories refuse to do anything about it. Then it's revealed that over half of the Conservative party's funding comes from the banks...

The Labour party gave our money to the banks so the banks could give eleven and a half million quid to the Conservatives.

And they have the cheek to bray about the Labour Party being funded by the unions...

Meanwhile, back at 'Any Questions?', would it be possible for politicians to stop 'Thinking'? They seem to be continuously thinking that something is right, that this is the way to go, that the public will support this. There's nothing wrong with thinking, but they're adding the subtext "I think, therefore I'm right".

No you're not. Now stop it or I may have to kill you*.

*I keep slipping this in to my blogs because it apparently attracts the attention of the forces of goodness, anti-terrorism, and all that is right, and I like the idea that my blogs are being read by important people.

Has anyone seen six minutes of my life?

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My watchstrap broke so I dropped my watch into my shirt pocket and forgot about it.

Fortunately I found it just before the shirt went into the wash, and I dropped it into the pocket of the shirt I was now wearing.

The following day I actually remembered to drop it into my new shirt pocket, and the morning after that my fresh shirt didn't have a pocket, so I just put the shirt with the watch in it back onto the pile of new(ish) shirts.

Before this gets too boring let's just say that a couple of months passed before I got around to getting a new strap put on it.

When I got it back I noticed that the shirt pocket life had obviously agreed with it. It had gained 6 minutes, and a couple of days later I put it right by one of those 'radio corrected' clocks and the watch and I went on our way happy.

A couple of days ago a radio programme I was listening to seemed to finish early, I figured they must have a load of 'Forthcoming' trailers to play, switched off, and didn't think about it again until I once again passed the radio corrected clock.

My watch was now 6 minutes slow.

I always said I wanted to move the world one step on.

Tranquility base.

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I awoke this morning feeling strangely tranquil. It took a moment or two to register. Daylight saving time has ended.

I always feel so much better when I get my hour back, but everyone else seems to think it's the end of the world. They talk as though someone has taken ahold of the world and moved it so that the sun rises and sets at a different time.

Nature hasn't moved one iota, all that's happened is someone's diddled with the clocks because, apparently, we're all too stupid to get up earlier without being made to. Actually I think the problem lies at the other end of the day, we're all too stupid to know when we should be going to bed. With the advent of 24hr TV, radio, shopping, working, garages, and drinking establishments we seem to have lost the ability to notice that it's getting dark and we'd be a whole lot better off in bed.

I wonder if we're evolving. It's not that many years since we went to bed and arose again with the sun, and that's obviously the way God planned it because we're designed to live in daylight, at night it's cold and dark and we have to resort to artificial means to keep warm and get around, but maybe H. G. Wells had it right, perhaps in the future some of us will be able to see in the dark and be completely dazzled by sunlight, some of us will feel the cold of night as being natural and have to take to our beds during the heat of the day. We'll develop into night watch and day watch only meet at dusk and dawn. We could all share jobs, homes, beds even!

I don't care as long as we don't have to go onto daylight saving time again next year.

Does anybody know what time it is?

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I've just noticed that you can no longer set the time of your blog. You either post it at the time you want it to appear or you don't post it at all.

It's not a feature I feel much need for but I am curious as to why it's been removed. I'm guessing it was being abused in some way, but how do you abuse a time/date stamp? Were people writing stuff they'd seen elsewhere then backdating their blog so's it looked like they'd thought of it first?

My only concern is that I used it to 'post' a blog at an hour that didn't exist, the one that vanishes when they put the clocks forward for daylight savings time.

I do hope that didn't upset the system so badly that they had to make sure that I never ever do it again.

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