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"Quantitative engineering"?

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Someone just said it on TV. I think they meant 'Quantitative easing'.

It means 'Inventing money'.

I think.

It's money, Jim, but not as we know it.

It's electronic money and doesn't really exist in the real world, it's just there for the banks to use to start them lending money to each other again. I do find myself worrying though, that they might get it mixed up with the real money. What if they then lend it to me? Will I get into trouble for spending money that isn't really there?

The real danger with this scheme - and it's one which the-powers-that-be are hoping that the-people-who-watch-out-for-this-kinda-stuff are not going to notice (But I suspect that they will) - is that other nation's financiers will think that this money is a bit real, they will imagine it in terms of suitcases full of money, and they will realise that this means that the pound is now worth less because there are more of them to divide into the total wealth of the United Kingdom, and they will devalue it.

This of course gives me an idea that I would really like to see as an experiment, seeing as how everything which is being done to fix this crisis is experimental anyway. It goes like this.

Bring forward next year's Domesday Book (You probaby know it as 'The Census'). Give everyone of post-school age who is mentioned therein a million quid of real, freshly minted notes. The pound will immediately devalue, but that won't matter because it will, at worst, only half in value, meaning that everyone will now have the equivalent of half a million quid.

If we are to believe the statistics... :rolleyes: ...then 90% of our wealth is owned by 10% of the population, so 90% of the population will be much better off, and the richest 10% won't be, but they'll still be stinking rich beyond the realms of anything that can be ethically justified so we really don't care much about them, do we?

The important thing is that 90% of us will start spending money. Some will be sensible and will remain fairly solvent, others will simply hand the lot over to the top 10% who will rapidly become every bit as rich as they were in the first place.

Most important of all. I will be better off, and so, incidentally will you in all probability.

Will you tell Gordon or shall I? :knight:

Huge increase in mattress robberies. Police baffled.

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According to a news report today, the banks aren't lending as much money out because not as many people are putting money in, or the same number of people aren't putting as much money in, or maybe fewer people are finding somewhere else to....

Never mind. The point is, the banks maintain that the credit squeeze is our fault for keeping them cash poor.

Meanwhile, over at the stock exchange...

It doesn't matter which stock exchange, they all closed down (Or should that be 'Closed down down'?) yesterday because we don't trust big business with our hard earned dosh any more (Honesty break. Actually one stock exchange didn't close 'down' at close of play yesterday, but I can't remember which one and anyway, the odds are on my side...).

Meanwhile over on the high street...

Shops are complaining that we're not buying stuff, and when we are buying stuff it's cheaper stuff. We're not buying houses (Can't get the credit y'see) or buying cars (Can't afford the petrol, natch) and we're even sending texts rather than making calls on our mobile 'phones (Certain conditions apply).

So where is all this money going? All nations have a value which they express in currency, therefore the world has a value; I learnt that in school. That currency is somewhere.

Well I just checked and I haven't accidentally won the lottery, so I've not got it. It must be one of you lot. C'mon, 'fess up. Who's got it?

I think we should be told.
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