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I've nearly been on TV, I have.

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In all the years I've been here there has been little to no media interest in me, heck, the entire street has never been on TV, in fact the whole village has escaped the attention of the gentlemen of the media.

Yesterday the news was on and I was discussing one of the news stories with my mother when I saw something very familiar to me on the screen. It was the housing estate that they've built where the old school used to be, right outside my front door. In fact one of the pictures looked like it had been taken from the roof of my Land Rover. It appears that a teenager-in-care had been burned to death and an investigation was going on to find out how it happened.

They've not been there for a year yet and already they're on national TV.

OK, who can I set fire to?



I shall probably be ashamed of this post when more details come to light (You should be ashamed of yourself right now you miserable toerag - The Man with the Big Hat).

One day, while perusing Webshots...This just in....

Comments

Red 3. September 2007, 01:01

:lol::lol:

Yah GOOF!!! What if they think YOU did it, now?! :eyes:

p:

Deke 3. September 2007, 01:07

I got an alibi.

I was right here writing replies to your replies to my replies. Don't even try to deny it.

...if you know what's good for you.

Red 3. September 2007, 01:10

...:left:

:no:

:lol::lol:

Deke 3. September 2007, 01:14

You're either going to be a great cartoonist or comic artist one day.

But someone else is going to have to draw the pictures. :D

Red 3. September 2007, 01:18

HEYHEYHEY!!!

:cry:

Haha! You have seen mine, then? P:

Deke 3. September 2007, 01:24

Absolutely not! I was looking the other way.

But they are jolly nice all the same.

Lois 3. September 2007, 14:47

"87JUVJMN" - comment by Lois' kitten :cat:

Deke 3. September 2007, 20:51

Dang.

I wish I spoke kitten.

We need feline subtitles on this blog.

Red 3. September 2007, 23:33

:lol::lol::lol:

HEY!!! Why didja look the other waaaaay!!!! :irked::cry:

:lol::lol::lol:

Deke 4. September 2007, 00:56

Because I'm a gentleman. :sherlock:

Leonard 4. September 2007, 23:21

I couldn't help but notice your avitar. Even though I gave up alcohol 6 yrs. ago I have to ask. Is that a bottle of Guinness? (hope i spelled it right)

Red 6. September 2007, 00:49

Yeah... What Is it? P:

Deke 6. September 2007, 19:59

Leo & Red - It's a bottle of Fentiman's Curiosity Cola.

I did once try Guinness and Coca-Cola in one of my many attempts to make alcohol taste as good fizzy drinks, but in the end I gave up. The good thing about Guinness and Coca-Cola though was that it wasn't quite so £$&#*! sweet.

Neither is Curiosity Cola. It's made the old way with left-over Ginger Beer (Not as bad as it sounds...) and cola nuts and it can take the top of your head off without you noticing, before spinning it 90 degrees and dropping it back. Because it's lower in sugar I can still treat myself to the odd bottle, which is good because I love the stuff... :drunk:

Leonard 6. September 2007, 20:53

:up:

Red 6. September 2007, 23:26

Sounds pretty good. :chef:

Deke 7. September 2007, 12:18

On a day like today it's better than pretty good. I'm going to need 4 bottles of the stuff to make sure my head is still pointing the right way when I go to bed tonight.

They're in the fridge right now... :yes::up:

Red 7. September 2007, 21:37

:lol::lol::lol:

...:rolleyes:

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