Deke

Take me now...

Thursday, October 11, 2007 4:02:54 PM

The Vogon's are due to destroy the Earth any time now. One of them just dropped me this poem to make me feel better about it.

Cult to Deke.

See, see the
Helpful sky
Marvel at its big yellowy-orange depths.
Tell me, Kevin do you
Wonder why the baboon ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel flamcorborated.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your gerphunkesvesen facial growth
That looks like
A nemetoad's.
What's more, it knows
Your farg potting shed
Smells of snot.
Everything under the big
Helpful sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fishes.

Ask nicely and he'll drop you one. You see if he won't...

If in doubt, let someone else write your blog.Joining up the dots

Comments

Nigel CliffCaptainPenguin # Thursday, October 11, 2007 6:21:41 PM

You think thats bad ,you know me as captain Penguin but I am actually Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings the writer of the worst poetry in the galaxy.Its stuff that makes those Vogons in those yellow spaceships of their's look the green amateurs that they are

Deke # Thursday, October 11, 2007 8:41:34 PM

Ah-ha. So you'd be Paul Neil Milne Johnstone after the sex change op then?

Am I alone in thinking that comment was in bad taste? I don't think I'll post it.

Oops.

Too late.

KimberlySqueakeyCat # Sunday, October 14, 2007 8:40:16 PM

This is what it had to say about my answers to its questions...LMAO

See, see the lovely sky
Marvel at its big white depths.
Tell me, brian do you
Wonder why the porcupine ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your fkit facial growth
That looks like
A milk.
What's more, it knows
Your stfu potting shed
Smells of clover.
Everything under the big lovely sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm skunks.