My OperaIf You're not Drunk, You're Full of Shit.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 3:42:49 AM
What's up ya'll. I'm feeling a bit lazy after accidentally cutting off the tips of two fingers earlier today, so I'll simply paste this interesting posting from NOLA's Craigslist:
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom"............ in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Shit & Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
doing it as a public service.
Classic New Orleans goodness right there...
Peace.[/COLOR]
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom"............ in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Shit & Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
doing it as a public service.
Classic New Orleans goodness right there...
Peace.[/COLOR]
