My OperaThe Crackhouse Fire
Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:17:30 PM
Wow. I just watched the crackhouse burn.
I've always secretly wanted to set it on fire, but of course, I wouldn't. Some are saying it was probably Crazy Renee who lit it up, but there's no way of telling. Poor Catwoman Carol was the only decent person over there, and now she has a couple of days to find another home. She doesn't have another address to have her mail forwarded to, so she'll have to wait by her mailbox for the disability check. She's sitting outside her burnt shell of destroyed momentos as I'm typing this. I think I'm gonna run over some cans of tuna for her cats and some self heating meals for her.
It really wasn't a crackhouse. It was a crackhome.
It was very entertaining to watch from my balcony. My very high, safe balcony.
I'll miss the odd conglomeration of wretched souls that stumbled in and skipped out of that place...
I've always secretly wanted to set it on fire, but of course, I wouldn't. Some are saying it was probably Crazy Renee who lit it up, but there's no way of telling. Poor Catwoman Carol was the only decent person over there, and now she has a couple of days to find another home. She doesn't have another address to have her mail forwarded to, so she'll have to wait by her mailbox for the disability check. She's sitting outside her burnt shell of destroyed momentos as I'm typing this. I think I'm gonna run over some cans of tuna for her cats and some self heating meals for her.
It really wasn't a crackhouse. It was a crackhome.
It was very entertaining to watch from my balcony. My very high, safe balcony.
I'll miss the odd conglomeration of wretched souls that stumbled in and skipped out of that place...
