INVERSE VANDALISM

This has been sitting in the corner of my bedroom for awhile. I started painting it and lost interest. I need help! Where can I take this? Whoever has the best idea will have a painting named after them. It's definitely got a grassroots activism vibe, but there needs to be more paint on it.
More Paint!

So....The party on Saturday is getting smaller. Ever since the accident, I've been pretty stressed out. I haven't really been promoting it. I lost contact with the guy who was supposed to work on permits for the live music. I have till Friday to get it done and I don't think that's happening.
In any case, it's just a BBQ.

My lawyer is waiting to hear back from State Farm about a rental car.
Until then, I'm stuck driving a huge white van with Delaware plates.
It's name is "Andre".
Moms and kids start walking away when Andre and I come around.
I'm the perfect example of who not to talk to.
I appear to be a creepy tan Yankee with large sideburns
and a retarded grin looking for children to molest.
Golly Gee! I'm actually just on my way to move a ladder or something!
Oh well, at least they're learning some street smarts.
They've already caught on to my first sign.
It didn't work at all!




P.S. - The LAST thing on MY mind is pedophilia. This post was a joke!