My OperaMortal Hitmen...Hummph!
Thursday, September 7, 2006 11:21:30 PM
As an Angel of the Seventh Seal, I challenge you Death!
None of your frail mortal minions can damage the temple that is my body!
I am here for a purpose and until it is served, I will remain unscathed.
Yes, believe it or not ladies and gentlemen, I was involved in another "accident"!
Same story too. I was driving along in "Andre the painting van" when out of nowhere a
kid ran a stop sign and plowed into me! Two times in two weeks!
I walked away unharmed. My neck and shoulders are completely stiff however.
A great deal of stress can materialize when confronted with the fact that death is chasing you.
He stealthily covers the eyes of simple minded humans so that they see not the red signs
of caution we place in our streets to avoid such calamities.
The kid was from Rhode Island and he frantically paced about muttering "Oh gosh, Oh dear"
until I placed my hand on his shoulder and told him to take a deep breath. I've been through way too much hell to be cut down down twenty three days shy of of my 29th year by some kid who still shits his pants and sleeps with his mom. Is that all you got Death?
"Now shut up" I said. "Give me your insurance information."
Death, you should know by now that mortal peons cannot successfully take me down.
Show yourself coward! Our teeth shall flash in the moonlight on the levee.
We shall dance as the great river feeds and flows out to sea.
And I will be there to see it take you down.
P.S. - I've not smoked or drank in the last week. Pretty good, huh?
None of your frail mortal minions can damage the temple that is my body!
I am here for a purpose and until it is served, I will remain unscathed.
Yes, believe it or not ladies and gentlemen, I was involved in another "accident"!
Same story too. I was driving along in "Andre the painting van" when out of nowhere a
kid ran a stop sign and plowed into me! Two times in two weeks!
I walked away unharmed. My neck and shoulders are completely stiff however.
A great deal of stress can materialize when confronted with the fact that death is chasing you.
He stealthily covers the eyes of simple minded humans so that they see not the red signs
of caution we place in our streets to avoid such calamities.
The kid was from Rhode Island and he frantically paced about muttering "Oh gosh, Oh dear"
until I placed my hand on his shoulder and told him to take a deep breath. I've been through way too much hell to be cut down down twenty three days shy of of my 29th year by some kid who still shits his pants and sleeps with his mom. Is that all you got Death?
"Now shut up" I said. "Give me your insurance information."
Death, you should know by now that mortal peons cannot successfully take me down.
Show yourself coward! Our teeth shall flash in the moonlight on the levee.
We shall dance as the great river feeds and flows out to sea.
And I will be there to see it take you down.
P.S. - I've not smoked or drank in the last week. Pretty good, huh?
