INVERSE VANDALISM

I've been sick the past few days. A buddy of mine is moving from Denver back to Maryland and made a trip down here to hang out for a few days before moving on. First he went through Austin and got all of our friends sick there. Then he arrived here and got me sick. Bastard. Traveling cross country with a virus in true patient zero fashion, he managed to spread it quite effectively. Ugh. Gotta go YACK now.
Hopefully, I'll get over it before my birthday. Three days until my Saturn returns. Ugh.