My OperaSmashed Assholes
Wednesday, December 20, 2006 1:13:03 AM
uuuuuggghhh! I feel worse than I've ever felt. EVER.
I had scarlet fever once, and with it an out-of-body experience.
This is that bad. Not even the green smiley with the digusted look on it's tiny mug
can accurately portray the destroyed way I feel. And no. Don't expect to see that little bastard
or any of his proliferating kind on this post.
I've got torn cartilage in my right rotator cup, wicked nasal secretions, and a cough that has
torn pieces of my torso apart from their neighbors, leaving the feeling of having been stomped on by the crusty boot of an overweight Amazon.
How could I even describe it? "Hammered cat shit" is a good one. What about "a bag of smashed assholes."....
It's gonna be a LONG train ride to Texas....
I had scarlet fever once, and with it an out-of-body experience.
This is that bad. Not even the green smiley with the digusted look on it's tiny mug
can accurately portray the destroyed way I feel. And no. Don't expect to see that little bastard
or any of his proliferating kind on this post.
I've got torn cartilage in my right rotator cup, wicked nasal secretions, and a cough that has
torn pieces of my torso apart from their neighbors, leaving the feeling of having been stomped on by the crusty boot of an overweight Amazon.
How could I even describe it? "Hammered cat shit" is a good one. What about "a bag of smashed assholes."....
It's gonna be a LONG train ride to Texas....
