My Opera is closing 3rd of March

INVERSE VANDALISM

Create. Live. Evolve.

A Community Screenplay

,

This morning, when I awoke, I thought about writing a screenplay.... Yes, a screenplay.

Then I thought, what if we ALL wrote a screenplay at the same time?

Let's lay down a plot line for a movie. Anyone that wants to participate in this endeavor is more than welcome. Get in on it early so you won't have to read for thirty minutes to know what's up! Of course it may not flow smoothly, but it can be tweaked later.

Keep in mind, I reserve the right to mock and scorn you if you attempt to steer the movie script in a non-awesome direction. The basic idea is about "finding your direction in life". This is about all of us. Hopefully, the comments that follow will evolve into something cool.....

Ron Paul for President!My New Online Business

Comments

Dillon RobertsDillonRoberts Wednesday, July 18, 2007 1:33:06 PM

....and since I'm the bastard son of this wench, I'll start it:

A man gets on a plane. It's not his first time. He's been through the ins and outs. He's got a pretty good understanding of the business world and of the "real" one. He just turned twenty-nine and the world looms in the distance.
He hears music from someone else's I-Pod blaring into their ears and it reminds him of an ex-girlfriend.
"I-sheep....."

He stands up and proceeds to the airplane pisser, disregarding the whole buckle up and turn off the electronic gadgets announcement. He ignores the flight attendant aa he bumps into every person down the isle...

hungryghost Wednesday, July 18, 2007 3:23:49 PM

His penurious existence doesn't allow him to sit in the front with the rich. He gets to the back of the plane, reaches out to open the door of the lavatory, not realizing it's already occupied, twists the knob overly hard and breaks it off, thus trapping the passenger already in there. Stunned he looks around and sees a blase flight attendant who simply shrugs his shoulders, saying "It happens all the time". Suddenly, he realizes that his bladder is at bursting point...

Dillon RobertsDillonRoberts Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:24:45 PM

...flexing his jowls, he spins around and walks back to his seat, bumping into every person sitting in the isle seats.
As the muffled screams of the trapped bathroom patron emanate from the lavatory, he pulls an almost empty 24oz soda bottle out of his backpack. He drinks the last sip and turns his body towards the window. Pretending to look out, he stealthily refills it....

hungryghost Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:31:37 PM

...just before he can screw the cap on and secure the warm, golden yellow contents, the jet undergoes some turbulence and his hand jerks the bottle upwards causing some of the liquid to splash onto the passenger seated next to him.

He turns in horror towards her, but before he can say anything he's interrupted by her tinkling laugh before she says:

"Why, you must be British, you like your beer warm! I do love British accents, please say something!"

...

Dillon RobertsDillonRoberts Friday, July 20, 2007 9:19:51 PM

Dillon here. Well, I was waiting for someone else to chime in, but screw it...

"Still wide-eyed as his mind raced, he plays out the scenario..
<cut to an alternate reality>
"Well...(he says in a horrible Cockney accent) I'm glad I didn't eat asparagus this morning! You want a sip? No. Just kidding. It's urine!"

<cut back to reality>
"No, um, actually, I'm not British, but I do like my beer warm... Not very thirsty now though..What's your name?"

She wipes her face with her damp sleeve, narrowly missing her nose, and grins. "Gwen...and your's?"

hungryghost Saturday, July 21, 2007 12:42:30 AM

"Hello Gwen, I'm Jeff, sorry again 'bout the spill, I hope it doesn't smell...errr, I mean stain your jacket"

Jeff smiles at Gwen, hoping that she doesn't have a strong sense of smell. FOrtunately for him, she sounds a bit stuffed up as if her sinuses are blocked.

In the meantime, the passenger trapped in the lavatory finally gets although the lock of the door was damaged in the process so now nobody can use the back lavatory...and there was still 5 hours left of flying time...

musebarefoot_muse Monday, July 23, 2007 3:38:17 AM

(is it okay to switch perspectives I would really like to know what's going on in this dame's head, trying to think of something to write)

Dillon RobertsDillonRoberts Monday, July 23, 2007 9:45:48 AM

Go for it! She is obviously an integral part of the movie at this point.
Be her character if you'd like...

setheu Friday, September 7, 2007 3:12:08 PM

good day fucker man.i am crazy guitar man,nice to know you.see you ,

Write a comment

New comments have been disabled for this post.

February 2014
S M T W T F S
January 2014March 2014
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28