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Here we go again...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8130282.stm

This is brilliant!

If you are plagued by one of those pesky ADHD youngsters, all you have to do is get a Burmese python.

WTF!!!! This Florida moron has offed the girl-friend's boistrous brat with his pet Burmese python and all the cops are threatening him with is "child endangerment or other charges" (owning a Burmese python without a permit).

Murderers everywhere unite! Do it with a Burmese python and all you get is a slap on the wrist for endangerment (maybe if you get a permit, you would be off scot-free!). Brilliant!

And the boyfriend blubbering on the phone? Pahlease! Have a word! He almost managed to sound upset towards the end there.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Murder is murder, folks, even if the weapon is a cute, cuddly, eight-foot Burmese python which "somehow" managed to escape from its tied bag and cozy tank and find its way into the hapless kiddie's crib.

I rest my case. Lock the fucker up and throw away the key, if not for murder then for abject fucking stupidity. Where should Burmese pythons be living? Oh, yes! BURMA! IN THE JUNGLE! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it necessary to discuss the parenting qualities in question here? I don't really think so.

What a bunch of pathetic whiners ("We are all devastated... bla bla bla") and animal abusers!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8069462.stm

If you are stupid enough to get into the same cage as a fucking tiger, you deserve to be eaten. HELLO!!!!

I am absolutely disgusted that the hapless, innocent creature was put down. It should have been given a bonus side of beef as a reward for reminding the zoo keepers that they should be a bit more careful.

In fact, the owners of the park should be prosecuted for animal abuse.

The tiger was clearly of far greater value than the idiot who got eaten.

This is evolution in action, folks.

I think this chap should at least get nominated for this year's Darwin Awards.

http://www.darwinawards.com/