My OperaTroublesome toddler? Get a Burmese python...
Thursday, July 2, 2009 1:04:27 PM
Here we go again...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8130282.stm
This is brilliant!
If you are plagued by one of those pesky ADHD youngsters, all you have to do is get a Burmese python.
WTF!!!! This Florida moron has offed the girl-friend's boistrous brat with his pet Burmese python and all the cops are threatening him with is "child endangerment or other charges" (owning a Burmese python without a permit).
Murderers everywhere unite! Do it with a Burmese python and all you get is a slap on the wrist for endangerment (maybe if you get a permit, you would be off scot-free!). Brilliant!
And the boyfriend blubbering on the phone? Pahlease! Have a word! He almost managed to sound upset towards the end there.
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Murder is murder, folks, even if the weapon is a cute, cuddly, eight-foot Burmese python which "somehow" managed to escape from its tied bag and cozy tank and find its way into the hapless kiddie's crib.
I rest my case. Lock the fucker up and throw away the key, if not for murder then for abject fucking stupidity. Where should Burmese pythons be living? Oh, yes! BURMA! IN THE JUNGLE! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it necessary to discuss the parenting qualities in question here? I don't really think so.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8130282.stm
This is brilliant!
If you are plagued by one of those pesky ADHD youngsters, all you have to do is get a Burmese python.
WTF!!!! This Florida moron has offed the girl-friend's boistrous brat with his pet Burmese python and all the cops are threatening him with is "child endangerment or other charges" (owning a Burmese python without a permit).
Murderers everywhere unite! Do it with a Burmese python and all you get is a slap on the wrist for endangerment (maybe if you get a permit, you would be off scot-free!). Brilliant!
And the boyfriend blubbering on the phone? Pahlease! Have a word! He almost managed to sound upset towards the end there.
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Murder is murder, folks, even if the weapon is a cute, cuddly, eight-foot Burmese python which "somehow" managed to escape from its tied bag and cozy tank and find its way into the hapless kiddie's crib.
I rest my case. Lock the fucker up and throw away the key, if not for murder then for abject fucking stupidity. Where should Burmese pythons be living? Oh, yes! BURMA! IN THE JUNGLE! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it necessary to discuss the parenting qualities in question here? I don't really think so.
