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Farting Nun Organ

Sunday, 20. May 2007, 19:20:36

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Instructions:
  • Doble Click the START button
  • Play PRESET TUNES
  • or click ?

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¿do Women have a similar wish?

Sunday, 20. May 2007, 03:51:21

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Because this gadget is the wish of many males...not me! I appreciate/love the most important trait of female personality: their Unpredictability! So a Remote is a NoNo for me. I also appreciate/love their Autonomy. And ussually they come wrapped in a Gorgeous package!But maybe we, the males, are so predictable that Women haven´t a need for a similar Remote...If someone would clarify I´d appreciate very much.
DonYan the Enquirer

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LORD, I can SEE !

Sunday, 20. May 2007, 02:34:52

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice tit´s," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

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Love & Marriage...

Saturday, 19. May 2007, 23:10:43

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“Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”Thanu§hree: -If love is blind, then how come there be love at first sight??? or is tht sumthing people say in a fancy way?

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the Wish

Saturday, 19. May 2007, 21:02:19

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I wish God would allow me to choose my Destination, after I am out of Life. I have asked His Hightness, in my Dreams:
"Please, God All Mighty: I am doing my best, (taken my ignorance) to behave and help in what I can, in regard to all my fellow Humans. But if Your Grace rewards me with Heaven...well, You Who Knows All, must have noticed my Big Flaws:

* I have a terror of Heights that even Skydiving has not averted nor corrected
* Cold makes me very unhappy
* I don´t have musical talents; I can´t play the Harp
* Angels have no sex
* 10,000 Virgins (no sex either)
* All my friends are going Down There
* Down There is Warm
* Alcohol is permited Down There
* The nicest Women I have met are expecting me Down There (they were not Saints, thank You my God!)So, please, let me choose my own Destiny when I will be Out of Life; I am behaving the best I can and help the best I know to most.
Yours Truly,
DonYan the Banned Sinner"

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