the Wish
Saturday, May 19, 2007 9:02:19 PM
"Please, God All Mighty: I am doing my best, (taken my ignorance) to behave and help in what I can, in regard to all my fellow Humans. But if Your Grace rewards me with Heaven...well, You Who Knows All, must have noticed my Big Flaws:
* I have a terror of Heights that even Skydiving has not averted nor corrected
* Cold makes me very unhappy
* I don´t have musical talents; I can´t play the Harp
* Angels have no sex
* 10,000 Virgins (no sex either)
* All my friends are going Down There
* Down There is Warm
* Alcohol is permited Down There
* The nicest Women I have met are expecting me Down There (they were not Saints, thank You my God!)
So, please, let me choose my own Destiny when I will be Out of Life; I am behaving the best I can and help the best I know to most.
Yours Truly,DonYan the Banned Sinner"[/ALIGN]













