Ramblings of a Silly Kitty

Oh hi. It's my first day here, so be nice to me and I'll be your good, purring kitten!

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I won't steal my sister's jeans again.

Girl jeans are total disaster =x

Today I (again) tiptoed into my Sis (call her 'Scrawny Old Cat' or SOC) to rob her jeans. And as always, I succeed *kitty victorious dance*

With a permanent dorky smile, I put the jeans in, but...

... *struggles with the jeans*

*fails*

I GAINED WEIGHT.

NOOOO!!!
The pants were too tight on my tights!!! My balls were hurting! How could SOC wear this kinda thing?!

After fighting and struggling again, the pants now finely attached to my legs XD

But, yeah... My nightmare started there. I just sat down on a bench, eating my burger and milk, but suddenly I felt fingers poking on my ass.

BARE ass.

I looked around and see several guys laughing at me. Yeah, you can guess. The pants hung too low that my cleavage was on public display.

AND I DIDN'T WEAR BOXERS!

It's too tight to even put one!

I bet I was blushing like a tomato. They chuckled and told me to calm down.

Calm down? Huh. Calm down. Calm down... *chants*