Drystan Mischa

I Flushed My Phone Down the Toilet...

Monday, May 4, 2009 3:58:39 AM

... another stupidity I made.

Since one of my friend asked how did I got my phone flushed down the toilet, now I'm gonna tell you... Taken from my journal in www.doomedkitten.deviantart.com

On a bus taking me home…

Nearly peeing on my pants, I ran to the toilet. I slammed the door close and start undoing my oh-so-tight jeans. Damn, it’s not even my sis’, but God I couldn’t get rid of it!!! I pulled them down forcefully with all of my strength, but…

*insert a sound effect of something metallic drowns under water*

MY PHONE WAS DROPPED TO THE WATER CLOSET.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEES~
*kitty panicked*

I forgot that my phone was still on my jeans’ pocket!!!

I tried to take it with my hand (daaaaamn, so gross!!!) but before I could get it out, the bus hit something on the road and started shaking! I stumbled onto the door. I thought I’d locked it but I HAD NOT. So the door swung open and I fell to the bus floor, with my jeans on my tight, showing my pair of green, flowery undies o_______O

Everyone was staring at me, shocked.

I rushed back to the little stall and locked myself until the bus stopped! Oh God it’s so embarrassing!!! My face must look like a tomato!!! My brother almost spurted coke from his nose!!!

*kitty runs in panic*

The worst thing is, I finally got my phone out of that goddamned toilet but DAMMIT IT WAS DEAD. I couldn’t turn it on!!! ZOMG GOD THIS IS SO CRUEEEEEEEEEEEL~

*sobs uncontrollably*

aaaaanyway...

maybe one of you have known I'm falling in love with a guy named BILL KAULITZ XD

so I just drew this pic..

okay, i suck at drawing!

100 Things You May Don't know About Me - Part 1Dear God

Comments

Artur „Jurgi” JurgawkaJurgi # Monday, May 4, 2009 8:39:59 AM

My phone once slipped from the pocket and fell into the toilet too.

But old good Nokia 3330 is almost immortal device, I had only to buy a new battery. And I can't even count, how many times it hit the ground with no damage. Still in good condition.
I wonder, how long it will last, as I'm not going to get new one, until this one works fine.

Drystan MischaDoomedkitten # Monday, May 4, 2009 11:16:58 AM

Lol! Really??? You dropped your phone on the toilet too? XD

AH! I once had that type of nokia. The phone I flushed down the toilet is N93, and it's not an immortal device!

... At least, you don't have people staring at your underwear! *blushes*

collettecollettexX # Monday, May 4, 2009 2:08:53 PM

aww dont cry! *gives tissue* my brother once jumped into a hot spring and he had is phone in his pocket :S plus we were on holiday so, we couldnt get a replacement untill we got home and even then we had to wait weeks for a new one