DotEd vs. Espen: Coffee Drinking Challenge
Friday, 8. June 2007, 13:33:01
Done!
So Espen and I had no idea we would actually have a small audience following these battles (yes, there will be several). Hopefully the anticipation doesn't overshadow the content of these upcoming epic battles. It is our intention to have a ton of fun and put the idea out there for others to be creative as well. To us, it's cool that two people, on different corners of the planet can have a public coffee drinking challenge spur of the moment and already have an audience waiting feverishly. Kicky sweet.
Coffee Log
Coffii for enplussers
This will be my Coffee log. I am about 30 minutes from the office on the train. I swallowed a little toothpaste this morning by accident.
History of the concept:
It Begins...This is what I will be eating during the day besides my coffee. Some yogurts, a soft pretzel, and a protein and vitamin water.
Cup one | 10:09
Columbian Supremo.
I told a few people at work about htis and they think I'm crazy. But everyone seems to like the idea of a competition that spans space and time. Even my man Steve Hawking is spinning in his chair with excitement. Hoooray teh internets.
Cup two | 10:18
Kona Extra Bold.
Sooooooo bold! I have to admit, not being a coffee drinker, I have no idea what kona is. my only other experience with the word is w=from when pepsi made coffee flavored pepsi called pespi kona in the early 90's. Apparently distriubution was not widespread, but you can probably still get a can on eBay.
Cup Three | 10:56
Rainforest Nut.
I think it's funny that each tree in the rainforest has something liek 30,000 species of bug on it, but they decided to use the singular "nut" as if these 30,000 bugs proportionately hang around with the single [strand of] nut that exists there.
Or perhaps they were going for the effect, like calling something 'Pizza Espinoza'
I think at this point I should be sure to clarify, that I am not a coffee drinker, so it should suprise anyone and everyone if I end up drinking a lot. I also do not know how much a lot of coffee is. I'm using the reaction of coworkers to pace myself. Haha "Cow Orkers" hehehe...
Pee one | 12:04
I peed, got a cup of water (after being warned that I should drink something besides coffee too) and located some delicious sesame crackers left over from a Wine & Cheese event we had here yesterday.
I'm going to try to find some cheese.
Coffee is ridiculous.
Cup four | 12:40
Caramel Vanilla Cream.
It's like candy! I drank the whole cup (almost) on the way back to my desk. A few ice cubes help to get the best temperature for instant drinking. I hope I don't end up loving coffee after this. But all these flavors ...We should have a
wine challenge:drunk: so I can boost my wine skills. 4 glasses of wine before noon probably wouldn't help at work though. But I have been blazing through my plans for the day. I wish it wasn't brown.
Cup five | 1:15
Timothy's Italian Blend.
This is the closest thing I could find to anything blue. as you can see we have a pretty decent selection, but no java.
Pee two | 1:20
Pee two ruled. DOes that happen to coffee people? Do you all have refreshing pees?
Here is our machine brewing the 'kup' ...it's way blue.
Cup five was accompanied by unexplained pizza and a FedEx delivery.
I feel that at this point I should note that I have absolutely no desire for a flavored, non-coffee beverage. Namely, my VitaminWater. For whatever reason I only crave cold water right now. Just thinking about a flavored drink other than coffee is kinda unappetizing.
I want to brush my teeth. If I play my cards right this will happen after pizza / before cup six.
Despite it being a remarkably slow day at work, I am powering through tasks with coffee-like reflexes. I either need coffee during the day or more sleep at night. Also, my knee won't stop bouncing 
EW! I've just been told that if you drink a lot of coffee your pee can start to have the aroma of a freshly brewed cup! 
WTF. That is GROSS. I will update on this theory after pee three, which I am told will be soon.
For those interested in what the rest of my office looks like, please to enjoy.
Cup six | 2:45
Hazlenut.
BORING!
Dude Hazlenut is straight stupid. The name suggests a flavor may be infused with the business casual color. They should call it Phantom Ass instead; there is nothing to taste but if you focus you can describe the sensation as crappy.
Pee three | 2:55
I am not peeing enough.
I decided to get more water and a refreshing cup of stale bread and crackers. Lord, whatever a sesame grows into, I don't care. Just keep letting their seeds rest delicately on crispy things and I will remain faithful. Thank you God, for the sesame.
Also I am feeling extremely.. warm and kinda tired... but my knee continues to bounce.
Cup Seven | 3:40
French Vanilla.
I'm going to call this one Victory Vanilla, in the style of Freedom Fries and Victory Cabbage. While not triumphant in flavor, Victory Vanilla does delight the eyes as well before gracing the pallet when brewed using the French language option on the Kuerig Machine. Un, s'il vous plait.
Another cup of water.
I love almonds, but Almond Snickers are not better than regular Snickers.
Pee Four | 4:06
IT'S TRUE.
I can't believe it... So many new experiences already today and on top of it all, I brewed my own batch of coffee smell pee. Today is a day of days! Huzzah!
Celebratory teeth brushing happen.
So, rememeber how I wanted cheese? Yeah, I do too. Stupid invisible cheese. I think drinking this much coffee in a work day is not feasable. It takes a good deal of effort to constantly acquire and use coffee. It certainly can't help anyone to focus, because after the caffiene rush, your less than normal after, your breath and pee smells, and you probably spilled some somewhere.
Cup Eight | 4:39
Breakfast Blend.
Why don't they just call this one Misleading Horror? It sounds DELICIOUS, yet somehow ends up tasting like I'm drinking a stick. Dammit, I'm really getting pissed with these flavors. Maybe I'm turning into one of those pretentious coffee drinkers.
When I was in LA two years back there was a sign at a diner that said "Unpretentious Coffee," Cassie and I loved it. I have a picture, perhaps I will dig for it tonight. Oh, and coffee does not help you focus, I was right. Beacause for cup eight I peeled the lid off my creamer and then threw the whole thing in the trash. It was funy until I realized this cup could use much more, as it tastes like kindling.
That's an Orange flavor speckled LifeSaver btw. And Pep-O-Mint.
Pee Five | 4:40
Why is it getting clearer?
Where is all the coffee dirt going?
Cup Nine?! | 5:15
Vermont Something.
Great. Now I know what Vermont tastes like. Forgettable. I really have to step it up... I want to reach Ten coffees in a work day. But I'm kinda full.
Cup Ten | 5:20
Decaf.
Never again will I dring more than a few cups of coffee in a day... I just guzzled that last one to get to this one, which I will finish and call my last. Then I'll check Espen's blog to see how we did. I hope he's alive, I haven't heard from him since:
I'm not going to say I learned a lot from this. But I did learn many new things... Like, yes, coffee is pretty crappy, and you don't have to "have more to really appreciate it."
I leave you with this image, as I finish my tenth coffee.
Thanks for everyone's support!
So Espen and I had no idea we would actually have a small audience following these battles (yes, there will be several). Hopefully the anticipation doesn't overshadow the content of these upcoming epic battles. It is our intention to have a ton of fun and put the idea out there for others to be creative as well. To us, it's cool that two people, on different corners of the planet can have a public coffee drinking challenge spur of the moment and already have an audience waiting feverishly. Kicky sweet.
Coffee Log Coffii for enplussers
This will be my Coffee log. I am about 30 minutes from the office on the train. I swallowed a little toothpaste this morning by accident.
History of the concept:
[6/7/2007 9:30:37 AM] Ed Palumbo says: yo
[6/7/2007 9:31:00 AM] Ed Palumbo says: i just accidentally called you
[6/7/2007 9:35:18 AM] Espen A. says: heya, no probs. was out getting coffee anyway
[6/7/2007 9:35:54 AM] Ed Palumbo says: we should have a day wehere we compete between ourselves as to who can have the most cups of coffee
[6/7/2007 9:36:12 AM] Espen A. says: i've had 6 so far, but is soon 4 pm here so...
It Begins...This is what I will be eating during the day besides my coffee. Some yogurts, a soft pretzel, and a protein and vitamin water.Cup one | 10:09Columbian Supremo.
I told a few people at work about htis and they think I'm crazy. But everyone seems to like the idea of a competition that spans space and time. Even my man Steve Hawking is spinning in his chair with excitement. Hoooray teh internets.
Cup two | 10:18Kona Extra Bold.
Sooooooo bold! I have to admit, not being a coffee drinker, I have no idea what kona is. my only other experience with the word is w=from when pepsi made coffee flavored pepsi called pespi kona in the early 90's. Apparently distriubution was not widespread, but you can probably still get a can on eBay.
Cup Three | 10:56Rainforest Nut.
I think it's funny that each tree in the rainforest has something liek 30,000 species of bug on it, but they decided to use the singular "nut" as if these 30,000 bugs proportionately hang around with the single [strand of] nut that exists there.
Or perhaps they were going for the effect, like calling something 'Pizza Espinoza'
I think at this point I should be sure to clarify, that I am not a coffee drinker, so it should suprise anyone and everyone if I end up drinking a lot. I also do not know how much a lot of coffee is. I'm using the reaction of coworkers to pace myself. Haha "Cow Orkers" hehehe...
Pee one | 12:04I peed, got a cup of water (after being warned that I should drink something besides coffee too) and located some delicious sesame crackers left over from a Wine & Cheese event we had here yesterday.
I'm going to try to find some cheese.
Coffee is ridiculous.
[12:18] hotdogjunctionnn: worst idea ever
[12:23] Battle Happen: hahaha
[12:23] hotdogjunctionnn: sounds like a shit storm
[12:23] Battle Happen: haha
[12:23] Battle Happen: pee storm only please!
[12:23] hotdogjunctionnn: yeha just wait and see
Cup four | 12:40Caramel Vanilla Cream.
It's like candy! I drank the whole cup (almost) on the way back to my desk. A few ice cubes help to get the best temperature for instant drinking. I hope I don't end up loving coffee after this. But all these flavors ...We should have a
wine challenge:drunk: so I can boost my wine skills. 4 glasses of wine before noon probably wouldn't help at work though. But I have been blazing through my plans for the day. I wish it wasn't brown.Cup five | 1:15Timothy's Italian Blend.
This is the closest thing I could find to anything blue. as you can see we have a pretty decent selection, but no java.
Pee two | 1:20Pee two ruled. DOes that happen to coffee people? Do you all have refreshing pees?
Here is our machine brewing the 'kup' ...it's way blue.
Cup five was accompanied by unexplained pizza and a FedEx delivery.I feel that at this point I should note that I have absolutely no desire for a flavored, non-coffee beverage. Namely, my VitaminWater. For whatever reason I only crave cold water right now. Just thinking about a flavored drink other than coffee is kinda unappetizing.
I want to brush my teeth. If I play my cards right this will happen after pizza / before cup six.
Despite it being a remarkably slow day at work, I am powering through tasks with coffee-like reflexes. I either need coffee during the day or more sleep at night. Also, my knee won't stop bouncing EW! I've just been told that if you drink a lot of coffee
your pee can start to have the aroma of a freshly brewed cup! WTF. That is GROSS. I will update on this theory after pee three, which I am told will be soon. For those interested in what the rest of my office looks like, please to enjoy.Cup six | 2:45Hazlenut.
BORING!
Dude Hazlenut is straight stupid. The name suggests a flavor may be infused with the business casual color. They should call it Phantom Ass instead; there is nothing to taste but if you focus you can describe the sensation as crappy.Pee three | 2:55I am not peeing enough.
I decided to get more water and a refreshing cup of stale bread and crackers. Lord, whatever a sesame grows into, I don't care. Just keep letting their seeds rest delicately on crispy things and I will remain faithful. Thank you God, for the sesame.
Also I am feeling extremely.. warm and kinda tired... but my knee continues to bounce.
Cup Seven | 3:40French Vanilla.
I'm going to call this one Victory Vanilla, in the style of Freedom Fries and Victory Cabbage. While not triumphant in flavor, Victory Vanilla does delight the eyes as well before gracing the pallet when brewed using the French language option on the Kuerig Machine. Un, s'il vous plait.
Another cup of water.
I love almonds, but Almond Snickers are not better than regular Snickers.
Pee Four | 4:06
IT'S TRUE.
I can't believe it... So many new experiences already today and on top of it all, I brewed my own batch of coffee smell pee. Today is a day of days! Huzzah!Celebratory teeth brushing happen.
So, rememeber how I wanted cheese? Yeah, I do too. Stupid invisible cheese. I think drinking this much coffee in a work day is not feasable. It takes a good deal of effort to constantly acquire and use coffee. It certainly can't help anyone to focus, because after the caffiene rush, your less than normal after, your breath and pee smells, and you probably spilled some somewhere.
Cup Eight | 4:39Breakfast Blend.
Why don't they just call this one Misleading Horror? It sounds DELICIOUS, yet somehow ends up tasting like I'm drinking a stick. Dammit, I'm really getting pissed with these flavors. Maybe I'm turning into one of those pretentious coffee drinkers.
When I was in LA two years back there was a sign at a diner that said "Unpretentious Coffee," Cassie and I loved it. I have a picture, perhaps I will dig for it tonight. Oh, and coffee does not help you focus, I was right. Beacause for cup eight I peeled the lid off my creamer and then threw the whole thing in the trash. It was funy until I realized this cup could use much more, as it tastes like kindling.
That's an Orange flavor speckled LifeSaver btw. And Pep-O-Mint.
Pee Five | 4:40
Why is it getting clearer?
Where is all the coffee dirt going?
Cup Nine?! | 5:15Vermont Something.
Great. Now I know what Vermont tastes like. Forgettable. I really have to step it up... I want to reach Ten coffees in a work day. But I'm kinda full.
Cup Ten | 5:20Decaf.
Never again will I dring more than a few cups of coffee in a day... I just guzzled that last one to get to this one, which I will finish and call my last. Then I'll check Espen's blog to see how we did. I hope he's alive, I haven't heard from him since:
[1:37:37 PM] Espen A. says: i'm at home, gonna take a shower and gonna go to the electronics store before it closes
[1:37:44 PM] Espen A. says: need a new headset
[1:38:01 PM] Espen A. says: my stomach is all messed up
I'm not going to say I learned a lot from this. But I did learn many new things... Like, yes, coffee is pretty crappy, and you don't have to "have more to really appreciate it."
I leave you with this image, as I finish my tenth coffee.
Thanks for everyone's support!
(50%)
WIDGETIZE
drlaunch # 8. June 2007, 13:44
CaptainSeagull # 8. June 2007, 13:45
Anonymous # 8. June 2007, 15:50
I will say that you have always been a fool... Like the time you took all that BetaCarotine at school and then drank like a fish only to find out that its not good to take that and drink.
megmahon # 8. June 2007, 15:54
kona is an expensive coffee bean grown in hawaii. i have a lot of useless coffee knowledge from work.
godspeed and good luck.
p.s. - i don't see any antacids among your supplies. that might be a good idea for later.
Anonymous # 8. June 2007, 16:28
The only thing i know about kona is that it is made in hawaii and that is the only place in america that grows coffee. so you should feel privy to the fact that you drank the only coffee grown in THE GOOD OLD US OF A.
SqueakeyCat # 8. June 2007, 16:35
NoteMe # 8. June 2007, 16:46
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DotEd # 8. June 2007, 16:50
NoteMe # 8. June 2007, 16:54
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DotEd # 8. June 2007, 17:06
I can hear pee two brewing.
SqueakeyCat # 8. June 2007, 17:08
Khadgar # 8. June 2007, 17:23
G-off # 8. June 2007, 17:35
coxy # 8. June 2007, 17:43
Anonymous # 8. June 2007, 17:45
Man Ed...this is the highlight of my day at work...and yes, the coffee pee will come, just wait.
Säm # 8. June 2007, 17:50
Good luck.
SqueakeyCat # 8. June 2007, 18:05
i agree with u on that theory...thats GROSS
drlaunch # 8. June 2007, 18:23
SqueakeyCat # 8. June 2007, 22:23
if u don't wind up being up all night...then u got lucky...with that many cups of coffee...i'd b pissing all night & half the next day...not to mention the fact that i'd b wired for a week....
enjoy your sleep, what little u may get from it tonight...lmao
also, just so u know...ur knee jumping like that is a side affect of the coffee, its bcuz ur not "active" enough for the coffees "caffeine attack" on you...ur body has to do something, so ur knee jumps up & down...it also makes the nerves VERY VERY VERY jumpy in your whole body...
so good luck with sleep
kim
megmahon # 9. June 2007, 00:33
JLynnJohnston # 9. June 2007, 01:03
Anonymous # 9. June 2007, 01:07
You made me smile and intrigued by your coffee challenge.
Did you have the shakes more later on?
You are superb. Hope all's well.
Hugs.
EspenAO # 9. June 2007, 01:59
SqueakeyCat # 9. June 2007, 04:44
did u wind up with the same problem as .ed with the pisser?
lmao..sry had to ask that, espenao
CaptainSeagull # 9. June 2007, 04:55
HOW did you guys get my last name?
DotEd # 9. June 2007, 07:42
My Pokeymans.
Let me show you them.
bwa hahaha
lutherjw # 9. June 2007, 19:52
That was a dumb result.
NEW CONTEST TIME!
G-off # 10. June 2007, 12:44
Èwin # 18. June 2007, 19:17
hahah i was so amused by this blog. and as i was reading i was just waiting for you to mention something about coffee scented pee.
all i have to say is if you want some fast action coffee-scented pee...drink star($4.00)bux coffee with an extra shot of espresso. the scented piss is usually so potent, im surprised it isnt brown and frothy.
</jackass>
SqueakeyCat # 19. June 2007, 04:10
eestlane # 12. November 2007, 19:39
For me 1-3 times is enough per day, though I have to admit that if I can't get a cup in the morning I will get a headache for 4 pm or smth like that time.
I have the weird habit that if I have time for drinking, I use that time and drink one cup for up to five hours
Anyway, drinking anything besides water too much per daily basis isn't good for health and challenging on who could drink more coffe is dumb, you should competite on who makes "better" coffee or smth like that, though it's hard to say who made better coffee if readers can't taste it.
DotEd # 13. November 2007, 16:18
SqueakeyCat # 15. November 2007, 01:37
Anonymous # 30. November 2007, 23:45
Wow, that was stupid.... and the only reason I looked at this was because I typed "coffee subsitutes" on google.... interesting.
=~P
SqueakeyCat # 1. December 2007, 21:30