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Walking Around in Norway

Saturday, November 20, 2010 5:34:05 PM

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It may have taken a while, and I can explain why soon, but here is a taste of what it's like to head to Norway on an unexpected trip and just look around. If you want to know more about something leave a comment on the photo and I'll be sure to elaborate when I sit down for a day of writing.
Walking Around Norway: Photos

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#UpNorthWeb

Thursday, October 14, 2010 8:26:01 AM

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I had wifi issues earlier but wanted to quickly let everyone know that you can follow #UpNorthWeb for updates as they happen. I'll be summarizing each day when I have more time later.

Edit: Link fixed a bunch of times!

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Kicky Statues in Norway

Wednesday, October 6, 2010 4:33:18 PM

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Of all of the statues in Oslo's Vigeland Park, this is the one I'm most interested in taking a picture with when I go to Norway next week. Kicky.

Thanks, @fearphage

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So, I'm going to Norway...

Monday, October 4, 2010 5:57:11 PM

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Next week I leave for a brief trip to Norway. While I'm there I'll be visiting with some old and some new friends who work at Opera. I don't like to waste an opportunity to have a uniquely good time.

Before I put together a more complete post on the trip, I figured I'd put this out there to get input from anyone interested. Something I should do? Places I should take photos of? Friends I should visit or photograph in awkward situations? Let me know, and I'll not disappoint.

Much more soon.

Ed

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Top Ten Things Found in Opera's Dumpster

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 10:22:59 PM

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As part of Opera's Marketing Position Competition, you can favorite this post with the star at the top if you are signed in to MyOpera.



10. Old Recipes for Lutefisk and New Boxes from Frozen Pizza
It's time to put the past behind and look to the future - a technology driven future with new software, new looks, new ideas, and refrigerators.

9. Fan Fiction for Opera Man
Opera has it's fans, and chances are if you're reading this you are one. But Opera's got a a fanbase so strong that they've started writing fan fiction based on a fictional fictional character dubbed Opera Man. Certain fanatical employees are even involved in the movement and translation into multiple languages. Sadly, it's all terribly predictable: Fastest hero ever, saves everyone from bad situations, really good looking, etc.

8. Useless Code
Ever wonder why other web browsers have 90+MB install files and take up so much space when Opera packs in more features in a smaller footprint? Even the download and install is faster.

7. Coffee Cups
It's no secret that software companies like caffeine. But when your work day spans 24 time zones, you always have employees awake somewhere - even if they should be sleeping.

6. Doors
Not satisfied with speeding up web browsing and information accessibility on the Internets, Opera Software has thrown away all of the doors within their headquarters to make getting around in the real world faster as well (with the exception of the front doors, because security is important, too). Further, they get around using dirt bikes in the office halls and use jumps liberally from floor to floor.

5. Smiley Stat Tracking
Only secretly tested internally and in the MyOpera beta section online, the sad story of Smiley Stats ends here. Originally planned to be the metadata goldmine of the information age, the Smiley Stats program was going to track everyone's usage of Smilies in comments to then sell that data to advertisers - that is, until the exact same usage pattern emerged week after week after week:
  • Monday - cry was the general feeling
  • Tuesday - rolleyes
  • Wednesday - coffee
  • Thursday - up
  • Friday - cheers curiously shows up with not only 70% from the community, but also 99% from Opera employees.
  • Saturday - a mix of yes from the community and faint from Opera employees
  • Sunday - happy
All they found was that Friday = Beers. Opera decided ultimately not to subject their community members to advertisements. yes

4. Opera Brand Laxatives
Opera loves to spread the swag thick, but this failed attempt had recipients running. The obvious choice as a medium to convey the 'Fast & Safe' angle of their web browsing platform, the Opera Branded Laxatives worked too fast - leading to the now infamous "Opera, So Fast You'll Crap In Your Pants" stickers.

3. Jon S. von Tetzchner's Speedo
Known for crossing bodies of water to launch new versions of web browsers, Opera's CEO has to toss the old Speedo in lieu of a wet suit in the winter months. Even vikings need protection from Norwegian winter seas.

2. Mail intended for Oprah Winfrey
Like letters to Santa Claus, Opera has the sad job of throwing away millions of letters intended for Oprah, shattering the dreams of household moms all over the world. Tweets, too!

1. Microsoft or Apple Employees
You will often find these curious creatures rummaging around in the Opera dumpster looking for useful bits of information as to what Opera will bestow on the web browser industry next since Opera is always beating them to the punch.

Anyone find anything else in Opera's dumpster?

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