Cat Char in the Ryhill

This is a story of inactivity and ineptitude.

There once was a local councillor who would not walk a quarter of a mile so that he could bear, independent, witness. He heard no evil.

Next was a local MP whose email system never worked. He couldn't communicate with the people. So he spoke no evil.

Last of all was the council worker who had such limited time. She couldn't get to all the sites she needed to. She only turned up when all was quiet and nothing amiss. She saw no evil.

Everyone awaited the arrival of the great Monkey God for he had spoken against the chaos makers. He never turned up. Too busy rattling the cup for his City masters no doubt.