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From One Chick to Another..

Where under His Wings I find refuge.

Posts tagged with "Funny"

What Type of Lunch Meat are you?

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Thank you Marcus for this one! :D I have been working my butt off all day..baking & decorating..this was a fun frivolity! :left:
You are HAM. The show-off meat.
What Lunch Meat Are You?
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Home Security System--CHEAP!

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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 workboots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer
cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this mornin and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."

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MySpace Graphics...

I was looking through some of the MySpace Graphics...and I found this. I wish I had seen it before the holidays...too cute!! Happy New Year!! :hat: :smile: [html:a href="http://www.pwnmyspace.com/userpics/graphics/thumbnail/funny_pictures/1228.jpg" title="MySpace Graphics @ http://www.pwnmyspace.com/"]
MySpace Codes :heart:

Romantic Sleigh Ride...

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If Santa didn't reply to your letter......

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I should have posted this in the 5 things you may not have known about me below.
But #6. I have a really "sick" sense of humour on occasion. :left:
My brother knows this and so he sent me this video... :lol: :jester:

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Lucy & Matilda are famous now!

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I have started listening to a local radio station, Majic 100...they play Christmas music all day, everyday until after Christmas. I love it. :love:
Well, their morning show is usually so funny. This morning, the geese were at the window again...and I had the brilliant idea to phone in the show. They invite people to call all the time... Well, I am the "call of the day"... :lol: I use to call into this station often a couple of years ago...and was the "call of the day" many times. :D (I have a knack of being quite "silly" and playing along with sillyness, and putting myself "out there" to be the butt of a joke...I think it is an inherited trait :whistle: :left: )
Anyhow...this time..I was outside and had Lucy & Matilda talk to Kevin & Bill. It was humorous. :smile: :jester: It has been so mild here, the geese love the rainy warm weather...so that was incorporated into the conversation.
Anyhow...I thought it was pretty exciting & funny so I thought I would share. p:


Have a great day!! :heart:


Click HERE to see a hilarious video about an angry chicken.. :lol: :heart:


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