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From One Chick to Another..

Where under His Wings I find refuge.

Preoccupied today...

I found a new web-site and I have to say I am loving it!
It is geared towards cake decorating enthusiasts...and I am just skimming the surface.
There are forums, photo albums & everything. :chef:
It is at CakeCentral.Com

Anyhow...my sister in law sent this to me this morning and I wanted to share...I ROFLOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Subject: FW: Little Johnny and the red bike

> Little Johnny wants a new red bike for his birthday. This is how
> he goes
> about getting it:
>
> Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making
> dinner.
> His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good timeto
> tell
> his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
>
> Little Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into
> trouble at school and at home. Johnny's mother asked him if he
> thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Johnny,
> thought he did. His mother suggested that he would think about his
> behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell
> him why he
> deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Johnny stomped up the
> steps to
> his room and sat down to write God a letter.
>
> LETTER 1:
> Dear God:
> I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for
> my
> birthday. I want a red one.
> Your friend, Johnny
> Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
> year,
> so he tore up the letter and started over.
>
> LETTER 2:
> Dear God:
> This is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this
> year and I
> would like a red bike for my birthday.
> Thank you, Johnny
> Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and
> started again.
>
> LETTER 3:
> Dear God:
> I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike
> for my
> birthday.
> Johnny
> Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he
> wrote another letter.
>
> LETTER 4:
> Dear God:
> I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will
> be a
> good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
> Johnny knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to
> get him a
> bike. By now, Johnny was very upset. He went downstairs and told
> his mother that he wanted to go to church. Johnny's mother thought
> her plan had worked because Johnny looked very sad. "Just be home
> in time for dinner," his mother said. Johnny walked down the
> street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see
> if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He
> slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the
> street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his
> room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
>
> Johnny began his letter to God.
>
> LETTER 5:
> I GOT YOUR MAMA.
> IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
> Signed,
> YOU KNOW WHO

Have a great day! :heart:

Happy Birthday Jamie-Lynn!Yup...I haven't fallen off of the planet.

Comments

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Very cute! :lol:

By sanshan, # 8. November 2006, 16:36:20

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hahahha I love em~!

hope you are having a great day!

I am off to take one of the girls
to the dr for a check up. It is
Angela, and she is on ADHD medication :frown:

I hate that she had to take it but it
helps her in school. I guess it helps
her.

~sigh~

love,
Sarah

By angel292005, # 8. November 2006, 20:15:28

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oh this is cute,

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and check out on my 'about page' they have these cute little virtual pets, I saw a duck as well and thought that would be perfect for you. :D But you may have too many pets to take care of already. :lol: Who needs a virtual one!

hugs,
Sarah

By angel292005, # 8. November 2006, 20:17:35

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That was sooooooooooo funny!!!
Thanks for sharing!

By cakkleberrylane, # 8. November 2006, 23:26:03

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:lol: ...I'll check that later Sarah...thanks for the comments everyone! :heart:

By DuckyChickenLady, # 9. November 2006, 12:59:00

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:lol: hehe, haha, that makes me laughing, Cheryl. It's a cute story. :heart:
I wish you a nice day too!

By ALLY_G, # 9. November 2006, 17:02:40

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that is cute Cheryl! :D

By wickedlizard, # 10. November 2006, 09:57:43

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:smile: :D :heart:

By DuckyChickenLady, # 10. November 2006, 12:56:54

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